1232: Open Relationship Deal Makes You the 3rd Wheel | Feedback Friday

1232: Open Relationship Deal Makes You the 3rd Wheel | Feedback Friday

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Jordan Harbinger: [00:00:00] Welcome to Feedback Friday. I'm your host, Jordan Harbinger. As always, I'm here with Feedback Friday producer, the shameless Bert to my reluctant Ernie, Gabriel Mizrahi. Am I Bert or you? Bert? I always get them confused. I don't know which one is which. Bert's tall. He is a unibrow. I've seen your middle school yearbook photos, so,

Gabriel Mizrahi: oh, sick burn.

But you're not wrong. Okay, so Bert is more serious, right? And Ernie just wants to joke around and take bubble baths. Actually, that does sound like

Jordan Harbinger: it. Yeah. You know, he's like rubber ducky. You're the one, you know that song?

Gabriel Mizrahi: Oh no. You don't know that song? I don't, I mean, I've vaguely remembered it. I'm famously a rubber ducky guy as well.

Yeah. We're gonna have to explain this for people 'cause I think everyone's like, what are they talking

Jordan Harbinger: about? Right. Okay. That's a good point. Maybe wait in a minute. We'll get that in a moment here in a minute. On The Jordan Harbinger Show, we decode the stories, secrets, and skills of the world's most fascinating people and turn their wisdom into practical advice that you can use to impact your own life and those around you.

[00:01:00] Our mission is to help you become a better informed, more critical thinker. During the week, we have long form conversations with a variety of amazing folks. Fortune 500 CEOs, rocket scientists, astronauts, former Jihadi. This week we had the amazing Ooz Perlman. He is really something he, I went to college with him.

He was in a magic and now he's a mentalist that can do absolutely insane Things that I don't understand that are really do seem like magic that are just incredible. It's cool to see somebody that you knew in college that used to like drink cheap beer with really become super, super special, amazing, and talented.

It's really cool. I also sat down with Owen Hansen Cocaine Cowboy, subject of the new documentary, the Cocaine Quarterback, I think, on Amazon Prime Video. Anyway, he went from being a surfer kid from Redondo Beach to becoming the leader of a multimillion dollar criminal empire gambling loan, sharking drug trafficking, money laundering before the FBI took him down and he was sentenced to two decades in prison.

Absolutely wild story. We [00:02:00] also did a skeptical Sunday, last Sunday on penis enhancement. Not awkward to say that at all. On Fridays though, we share stories, take listener letters, offer advice, play obnoxious sound bites, and compare ourselves to ambiguously, homoerotic, children's mascots. Apparently.

Jase Sanderson: Hello, it's producer Jason here.

Sorry to interrupt. If you'd like to skip Jordan and Gabe's story this week, you can do so by swiftly moving to the first question, which is at around 12 minutes and 50 seconds. But we'd like you to stick around, so don't bother skipping. We'd like to invite you to the Home Erotic Muppet show.

Gabriel Mizrahi: We have been spending a lot of time together.

It's good to see you, man. We're doing this in person together in New York. Super

Jordan Harbinger: fun, man. Yeah, it's been a wild week. Where do we begin? So this all started last week. We met up in St. Louis. You are back in North America, so congratulations. But we met up in St. Louis as one does to interview the actor William h Macy, about his new movie Soul on Fire.

And I'm cooperating here. I came down for this. That's right, you are cooperating. We landed at the [00:03:00] hotel, the studio that had the movie. They put us up, which is really cool. Then that's pretty unusual and I get in and I'm like, oh, the room has one bed. That's interesting. So I call down and I'm like, Hey. I think I need a room with two beds.

They're like, no, we don't have a room with two beds. I was like, oh, I need a rollaway then. And they were like, yeah, we don't do that. And I'm like, what Hotel on Earth does not have roll aways, man, Hilton. And they were like, yeah, we don't do that. I would suggest getting another room. And I was like, okay, well in order to avoid sharing a bed on a day where like we have to do a bunch of stuff together, I'll just get another room.

And I was like, can you give me a price on another room? And they're like, oh no, we're all full. And I was like, so you gave me a solution that is actually not something that you can do. Cool.

Gabriel Mizrahi: Great. Dot, dot dot. I get into the room and we're just like. We're sharing a bed.

Jordan Harbinger: Yeah. And it's like, alright, can I get extra pillows?

'cause I need to make the Berlin wall between me and Gabriel. No, not really. But you know, a couple pillows wouldn't hurt,

Gabriel Mizrahi: which at the moment I couldn't even deal with because when I get there, I look out the window and I see that the premier of the [00:04:00] movie is happening in the theater directly across the street from the hotel.

And I call out to you, you're like in the bathroom getting ready. I'm like, dude, I'm looking at a sea of tuxedos. Was there like a dress code? Because Jordan and I are wearing black jeans, casual jacket. He's rocking a leather jacket. I'm wearing my, uh, I don't know what to call it. I'm not just a professor.

I'm a cool professor jacket. Yes. And of course my Indiana Jones at a sound bath hat. And I was like, Jordan, was there a dress code you didn't tell us about? Apparently there kind of was.

Jordan Harbinger: Yeah. But they were like, oh, just dress in something that you would go out in or whatever. And I'm like, great. So apparently in St.

Louis,

Gabriel Mizrahi: but in St. Louis, that means you dress up to the nines,

Jordan Harbinger: that means tuxedo with bow tie. Not nice sneakers in a camo print leather jacket with Indiana Jones over here with elbow patches.

Gabriel Mizrahi: So we end up at the premier and we're just those dudes from California, wildly underdressed in the sea of Southern folk who are so kind and so forgiving of our outfits.

It was ridiculous

Jordan Harbinger: on the plus side. When I said, we've just got here. They basically ran over to us and were like, yeah, we [00:05:00] knew you were the two guys from la. And we were like, cool, cool. So they gave us our tickets and they're like, yeah, don't worry about it. And we're like, yeah, look, no one's gonna care.

Who's gonna see this? And they're like, time for the red carpet. So we're like, oh crap, you want us on there? So they hold out a placard that says Jordan Harbinger. And then they're like, oh, stand there. And they hold out one that says, Gabriel Mizrahi drawn in Cran, because apparently you were the last minute edition.

Gabriel Mizrahi: And then there are definitely some incredibly awkward Shutterstock photos about somewhere. I haven't seen them, I can't bring myself to look at them.

Jordan Harbinger: These are, this is in the basement of Getty Images. They're like, Hey intern, you handle these two schmos, who shouldn't have even been there.

Gabriel Mizrahi: We enter the theater and we hang out for a bit.

There's a little party beforehand, and then we shuffle into the theater and the premier begins, but they don't seat us together. And afterward, it turned out we had very different experiences. Do you wanna tell everyone what happened to you?

Jordan Harbinger: Sure. So I am sitting in basically a whole row by myself, and I realized on the other end of my row, several seats away as a woman.

Who has been burned very [00:06:00] badly at some point, and she looked very interesting and a lot of people seem to know her, so I was like, oh, cool. Like we have our own row. Maybe her friends are gonna show up minutes before the movie starts. A lady sits next to me and a man sits next to me on the other side of me, and I'm like, okay, if they're together, that's right.

So I was like, do you want me to move? And they were like, no, it's fine. Meanwhile, the woman's like, excuse me, I'm sorry. I'm like, no, no worries. Do you want me to move? And the guy's like, no, no, you don't have to move. And she's like, would you move? And I was like, yeah, sure. I'll just move over here. And he's like, he doesn't have to move.

He doesn't have to move Jill. And she's like, yo, he said, he'll move. And I'm like, okay. The movie's starting, like, what are you doing? You're arguing over me. This is way more annoying than me getting up for one second and sitting back down on the other side of you. And the whole time he's like, go sit with your sister.

She's like, I don't wanna sit with my sister. And he's like, God darn darn it. How long

Gabriel Mizrahi: did it take you to realize that she was

Jordan Harbinger: hammered? One second. The first thing she said, other than Would you sound like everything after that was just. Ridiculous. And the movie begins, she's like, whoa. I'm like, okay, it's a premiere.

Don't worry about it. She had a cup of [00:07:00] wine. Surprise that she ended up putting in my crotch by mistake instead of the cup holder by air quotes. Mistake. I don't know. But then it fell and spilled everywhere on the floor. Didn't get on me. Thank God that would've been awkward. And then she's like, I'm sorry.

And she's touching me and grabbing me the whole time. And meanwhile, John is like, I'm sorry, he's like mouthing, like I'm sorry, bro to me. And I'm like, can you handle her? So he finally is like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why don't you move? So I moved to the other side of her. Doesn't help. Doesn't help at all. So her and I basically switched seats.

Every movie scene. She's like, this part is amazing. And I'm like, cool, I'm glad you're enjoying it. And she'll be like, there's the really emotional part starts and she'll grab me and squeeze my neck or shoulder or thigh and go. They did a buyout of the theater in Dallas and I was like, is this a family guy?

Sketch, like what is happening right now? So on the one side where the woman who had all the burns was, she would sort of calmly go, oh, I remember when this happened to me. And so she's offering like very serious commentary to the movie. 'cause

Gabriel Mizrahi: the movie we should explain is about a burn victim who had a very [00:08:00] extraordinary life after he was in this accident.

So she's like, she's having like a very meaningful response to these scenes. And on the other side, this drunk woman is ruining the movie for you.

Jordan Harbinger: Yeah. So on in my right ear, I have like poignant directors cut in my left ear. I have, we had a buyout of the theater in Dallas and I was just like, God, Jill, go sit with your sister for God's sake.

So at the end of the movie, she gets up and runs down to wherever her sister is and John on the other side is like, Hey, I'm really sorry about that. And I was like, oh yeah, don't worry about it. It's not my first encounter with somebody who's had too much wine. He's like, yeah, we're friends with so and so.

And I was like, oh, I don't know who that is. I just came from LA as press. And he goes, you know what? Honestly, I don't really know those people either. I was like, okay, why did you choose this moment to lie to me and then just undo it when I wasn't impressed? I don't understand.

Gabriel Mizrahi: So we hung out at the after party for a bit, but then Jordan and I were like, we had to prep and get a good night's sleep.

'cause we were interviewing the William h Maisie, old Billy Maie at 7:00 AM I wanna say. Yeah, it was 7:00 AM It was so early. So we went back to the room, got some sleep, we climb into bed [00:09:00] and I turned to Jordan. I'm like truly one of the most ridiculous moments of our friendship. Yeah. Like I keep thinking it can get more ridiculous and here I am like cuddling up with my co-host.

Yeah. So I took a selfie of us in bed together, which is again one of the most absurd artifacts of our, that's one word, friendship. Yeah. And I posted it to Instagram as a lot of you guys saw. And I got so many responses. One of our listeners wrote me saying, it's giving Bert and Ernie still

Jordan Harbinger: funny.

Gabriel Mizrahi: And we just died laughing.

So that's why the nickname today.

Jordan Harbinger: Yeah. And surprisingly got a decent night of sleep other than Gabriel's sleep talking. I'm sorry. What? You know you do that right? Um, okay, so wait, are you punking me with or does a real No, I mean it's probably like two, four, whatever in the middle. A deadass night. And you go, is it in the brain?

And I was like, oh, did I miss the beginning of the question? I was like, hold

Gabriel Mizrahi: up. I said, what is it in the brain? Is it in the brain? Did I say it like that? Yeah. Like the way you were saying it,

Jordan Harbinger: more or less. Yeah. Okay. And then I was just like, Hey, are you okay man? And then you [00:10:00] said some other mumble and then just immediately like went back down and I was like, oh, he's talking in the sleep.

No big deal. Is it

Gabriel Mizrahi: in the brain? Okay.

Jordan Harbinger: Is it, or did it go to the brain? It was something like that. Yeah. Okay.

Gabriel Mizrahi: I can tell you that Bur Ernie reference went to my brain. Maybe that's what I was saying about something.

Jordan Harbinger: Yeah. All right, so then we get up but early and we interview William h Macy, who's a super interesting guy.

I know that a lot of people really enjoyed that episode, and frankly, he was just really personable. He's a personable dude. He comes across as blunt, which he sort of warned us about, but I thought he was a, a nice guy for the hour. I remember saying, Hey, sorry it's so early, eh, it's not that early. And he is like, no, no, it's early.

Like in his very sort of William h Macy kinda way, and I'm just, was a fun conversation. It was really nice to take a step back too. I let you do a lot of the heavy lifting in that conversation.

Gabriel Mizrahi: You know what? I couldn't stop thinking in my head while we were interviewing him. While I'm asking him questions.

I keep hearing him go, ma'am, I answered your questions. Do you remember that from Fargo? Oh yes, that's right. Yeah. She's, the cop is like closing in on him and asking him all these questions. He is getting sweatier and [00:11:00] Sweatier. He is like, ma'am, I answered your questions. And she's like, sir. Ma'am, I answered your questions.

Yes. I couldn't stop saying that in my head while we were talking to him. And the other thing he said that I can't stop thinking about is he's telling a story about how somebody made him go audition for something or whatever, and he was like. So I got my Jolly Lutheran ass on that plane and I That's right.

So now with all my friends, I keep saying I got my jolly non-denominational ass on that plane. That's right. I all my friends are using it with their religious, it's so funny. I'm definitely gonna say Jolly Jewish ass on that plane. Man knows how to turn a phrase. I'll give him that.

Jordan Harbinger: Then we fly to New York City and we're in New York City, which I love this town.

The energy is ridiculous. We interviewed Ken Burns together and that's coming out soon. That guy can talk, man. He was a great

Gabriel Mizrahi: guest. So good. Yeah, he was great guest living library of information, this man.

Jordan Harbinger: And we had a listener meetup in the city as well. It wasn't something super public. And yeah, you just

Gabriel Mizrahi: put out a thing on Instagram the day before actually.

Oh, you

Jordan Harbinger: did? Okay. [00:12:00] Gotcha. So follow Gabe on Instagram if you wanna meet us up and whatever's in so much fun.

Gabriel Mizrahi: And then my favorite part of the morning was we're hanging out with our listeners and my friend Brenna, who I work with and who's a dear friend of mine, shows up and she's like, I brought you guys a gif.

I saw it at the thrift shop that I was up just before I came here. And she hands us a wrapped present and Jordan unwraps it, and it's a Bert and Ernie sippy cup. Nice. Which we died all over again. Yeah, well played Brenna and Jordan, you guys to take that home.

Jordan Harbinger: I did. It's in my, Jen was like, what is this in your luggage?

And I was like, oh, I have to explain this joke to you. Great artifact. Thank you, brother. Yes. So far an amazing trip. I love New York. I plan on going at least, I think twice a year is kind of my New York thing. I just love it. It's great when it's warm out, especially not too hot. A lot of great people, amazing food.

I just love the place. Anyway, as always. We got some fun ones. We got some doozies. Gabe, what is the first thing out of the mailbag?

Gabriel Mizrahi: Dear Jordan and Gabe, my partner and I have been together for eight years and until this past year, it was one of the best and most [00:13:00] deeply committed relationships of my life.

We opened our relationship six years ago, and I never doubted that we would remain each other's primary partners. For the past five years we've lived together in a home we own and we've spent the majority of our time together.

Jordan Harbinger: So one of the best and most deeply committed relationships of her life. Next move.

Un uncommit. Go Polly. I don't. I wish we had more information about that. Why is

Gabriel Mizrahi: that the next

Jordan Harbinger: move? I don't know. I mean, look, I'm being kind of a pill. It's totally fine if that's what they want. Truly no judgment. I know people who are like Polly and all that. I'm curious to know how they made that decision.

Gabriel Mizrahi: I'm guessing she loves him. They love each other. They know what position they play in each other's life and they want other things, which is rather the point I imagine. So she goes on. Then a year ago, he began seeing someone new who lives in another state. Let's call her Maggie. Their relationship deepened quickly and soon he began traveling to see her about one week per month.

This is significantly more time than I spend with other partners, and while I don't feel like this [00:14:00] time needs to be equal, I was surprised that my partner didn't communicate more openly about his plans and desires. Because he also travels for work. I suddenly found myself living alone roughly half the time.

I wanted to be supportive of their connection, but I also knew that the frequency and duration of his travel wouldn't be sustainable for me. I communicated this when he and Maggie had been seeing each other for about three months, and he seemed understanding at the time, but over the following months, his travel to see her only increased.

And he became less proactive in scheduling and communicating about trips.

Jordan Harbinger: Okay, so Gabe, once again, zero judgment here. If polyamory open relationships, if that works for people, great. But I feel like this is the story of so many poly couples. It's all fun and games and then somebody meets somebody else they really like and the other party gets hurt 'cause it's got that new relationship energy and they're just like,

Gabriel Mizrahi: right.

Although she would say all fun and games until someone stops communicating openly.

Jordan Harbinger: Fair. But it sounds like even if he [00:15:00] were totally open with our friend here about his feelings and his plans, this still would've been hard for her. Like, Hey, I wanna see this person a lot more than you because he's spending so much time with somebody else.

She's alone half the time is what she said. Tricky, tricky. Look, I know I sound like a square here. Super uncool. 2025. Get with it Jordan, but I'm just so confused. About how this arrangement works in practice without eventually hurting someone's feelings.

Gabriel Mizrahi: She goes on after nine months of trying to improve our communication and understand what he wants the future of our relationship to look like.

I feel exhausted and heartbroken. He's repeatedly said that he wants to keep both Maggie and me in his life, but Maggie and I have what appeared to be mutually exclusive desires. My partner recently admitted that he hadn't been open with Maggie about our struggles and that she has also been expressing a desire for more time with him.

He also admitted that Maggie might not want a non-monogamous relationship in the long run and that she isn't dating other people, but she hasn't been forthcoming about what her [00:16:00] ideal relationship structure with my partner would be. It feels destabilizing not to know what either of them really wants,

Jordan Harbinger: I bet.

But I think I know what they want. Maggie wants your partner all to herself. You want your partner as your primary and maybe a little freedom, and your partner wants both of you because he's dining out at the old polyamory buffet. All you can eat, baby. And those interests are, they're not aligned.

Gabriel Mizrahi: Luckily, my partner and I have a wonderful therapist who's been helping us navigate these challenges.

A few weeks ago, she asked him what his ideal relationship structure is and if he even wants to operate within hierarchical non-monogamy.

Jordan Harbinger: Okay. Hierarchical non-monogamy. So like your Polly, but you have one partner who's priority. Yes. They get most of your time and energy. Exactly. So monogamy. Where you are allowed to cheat.

No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Okay. Or

Gabriel Mizrahi: polyamory where you get to feel stable. That is how they would put it. I'm guessing I'm

Jordan Harbinger: messing around I kid, but kind of [00:17:00] Right. I mean, kinda. There are so many remixes of polyamory. It's hard to keep track these days. This is the dubstep remix of open relationships.

Gabriel Mizrahi: Yeah,

Jordan Harbinger: it

Gabriel Mizrahi: slaps, but it makes no coherent sense oftentimes.

Yes, exactly. He's continued to say that he's not sure and that he's trying to figure it out. Though he's also said he can't imagine not having me in his life. I know that I want a primary partnership with someone, and while I'm hopeful that person is him, what I want most of all is for him to act based on his true desires rather than trying to appease Maggie and me.

Jordan Harbinger: Huh. I hear that. If that's true and you've communicated that to him clearly, of course, then he should feel pretty damn safe to tell you what he wants. It's probably easier said than done.

Gabriel Mizrahi: I'm striving to be patient and give him some time to reflect, but his uncertainty is deeply hurtful. How long do I sit in this ambiguity?

Should I take his indecision as an answer in itself? And if he does decide that he wants to be my primary partner, how can I rebuild trust in him and in [00:18:00] Maggie if they choose to stay together, signed a Polly Bird, longing to be preferred, feeling like the lines are blurred and now spurred into wondering if this is just absurd, do I need to defer so he can continue to confer or should the answer be inferred when his feelings about this third?

Might not require words coming in hot today. Gabe, as per huge bird is an easy word to rhyme. So they just want to keep going sometimes. I'm trying to explain this to you.

Jordan Harbinger: Yeah, look, this is a tough one. There's a lot going on here. I'm a little sweaty going into this one. I feel like polyamory is the Bermuda Triangle of the DOS cruise.

'cause you just get lost in there. Yeah. You go around and around in circles. The feelings are big and they're messy and there's more than two people to worry about. So there's these complex dynamics up is down. Mm-hmm. Left is right. It can be very confusing. So let's see if we can cut through this a little bit.

First of all. Maggie aside, polyamory aside, it is really hard to have a successful relationship without clear and honest communication and without knowing that when your partner tells you what he wants or what he doesn't [00:19:00] want, he really means it. He's gonna follow through on that. I really feel for you on that front, but add in the multiple partners thing, and I can imagine all of these feelings get heightened.

All of this gets more complicated. Now. I don't know what's going on with your partner right now. I don't know if he knows what he wants, but he's paralyzed about making a choice. I don't know if he's genuinely confused and trying to figure it out. I don't know if he's just coasting because it's easier and he can enjoy both relationships.

Candidly, I get the feeling that that's probably the case, but I can't say that for sure. We would've to hear from him to know the full story. What I think we do know is that your partner isn't being totally clear with you, probably also with himself about what's most important to him, what he really wants.

He could say, look, I'm sorry this hurts, but I want to be able to be with both you and Maggie. I don't wanna prioritize anyone. Or he could say, I wanna prioritize her now. And that would give you the information you'd need to either adjust your needs and expectations of him or to end the relationship and find a partner who wants the hierarchical polyamory too.

But he's not [00:20:00] doing that.

Gabriel Mizrahi: But in a way, is he doing that? He's saying, I don't know what I want. But if he's choosing to spend all this time with Maggie, if he's not adjusting things to meet our friend, here's needs, then at a certain point, I think she might have to take him at face value and go, okay, I guess this is what you want.

I don't quite know what you want, but I know that you don't wanna make me the priority in the way I want. I agree. His indecision. That is an answer in itself, I would say. So I don't know for sure that it's the answer that he intends. It could very well be, it could also just be the impression that he's leaving her with by avoiding this decision.

But either way, that's the information that she has to work with right now. So at a certain point, it's like that's the answer she has to accept. I would say, especially after months of this,

Jordan Harbinger: that's what I was about to say. It's been nine months of trying to figure this out. If it were a month or two, it might be different.

I can't tell if they've been in therapy this whole time or if therapy only started more recently, but I'm with you. At a certain point, she has to decide if this relationship actually works for her when he isn't being super [00:21:00] clear. So I can't tell you, you know, hey, give it exactly three months of ambiguity and that's it.

That's up to you to decide. But if the ambiguity is not sustainable for you, which it sounds like it isn't, and I can't blame you at a certain point, you gotta make this call for yourself.

Gabriel Mizrahi: It's a tough situation though, because if he comes back to her and says, okay, I've decided I want you to be my primary partner, I'm gonna give you most of my time from here on out, she's still probably gonna be hurt.

Right. She's still gonna be on edge. She might still feel destabilized as she put it, even if he objectively gives our friend here most of his calendar, his feelings about Maggie I imagine are not gonna change overnight. And hers certainly are not. They're still very involved with each other.

Jordan Harbinger: Yeah. I don't know how our friend here is supposed to rebuild trust in her partner and in Maggie if they choose to stay together.

'cause the genie's outta the bottle now.

Gabriel Mizrahi: And this primary partner thing, this hierarchical non-monogamy thing, I imagine it's not just about the number of hours he spends with her, it's also about the place that she occupies in his life, in his heart, it's a feeling, right?

Jordan Harbinger: Yeah, totally. And I'm not sure how that changes unless he's not as [00:22:00] into Maggie, as Maggie is into him.

Which does not seem to be the case, or he's gotta be willing to tell Maggie, Hey, sorry, we gotta cool things down. I'm gonna redefine our relationship and my obligations to you,

Gabriel Mizrahi: which would mean hurting Maggie.

Jordan Harbinger: Yeah, she's gonna resist that. Which is why polyamory many times boggles my mind. Just so many people's emotions to deal with one person's feelings are hard enough.

Geez,

Gabriel Mizrahi: I honestly don't know how she's supposed to rebuild trust in Maggie. And what a Polly question to be asking. Yes. Again, no judgment. It's just such a fascinating concern, like how do I rebuild trust and the woman my partner is sleeping with? I don't fully understand actually how any poll person is supposed to trust anyone else's partners.

You just have to believe that they're all subscribing to the same rules in the sense that she cannot control Maggie's feelings. At the end of the day. She can't tell Maggie, this is what you can fairly expect from my partner. Here's what you can't expect from him. Her partner can tell Maggie that, and maybe it would mean more, but even then, Maggie's gonna do what Maggie's gonna do, right?

So this is another [00:23:00] aspect of this arrangement that I find very tricky.

Jordan Harbinger: Ultimately, the choice you're facing is what's more important to me, staying with this partner I really love, but who's hurting me or pursuing the hierarchical poly relationship that I want. It sounds like you know the answer to that, but actually acting on that, which I assume would mean breaking up, that is obviously gonna be very painful, like any breakup, but that is the choice in front of you.

I haven't been in your shoes, but if I were, I think this would be very confusing and very hurtful, and there's only so long I could really put up with that. But everyone's different. You're gonna have to make this call for yourself. The most important variable in my view is the quality of your relationship with your partner, the way you guys communicate about all this, the basic feeling you get from him, how much joy and how much pain this relationship is creating for you.

You say that what you want most of all is for your partner to act on his true desires rather than trying to appease everyone else. I appreciate that. I really do. But I'd also turn that around and invite you to do the same with yourself and make sure that you're also prioritizing [00:24:00] your needs and feelings alongside your partners, wherever that decision leads, and good luck.

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Gabriel Mizrahi: Hi, Jordan and Gabe. I just listened to both Orion Rabban episodes. Good stuff. Enlightening. I was ultimately saddened though because what he says is true, [00:27:00] especially the part about men wanting more feminine, women needing to be needed, et cetera.

I completely agree. It just sucks for me.

Jordan Harbinger: Okay, so pause. Orion Rabban episodes 12, 12 and 1213. We talked about a lot of topics related to dating, relationships, attraction. These are just a few of his points. I'm getting a ton of responses to that one. Of course, I knew it would push some buttons and I feel like I want to take this moment and just say a couple things about him.

So first off, I think Orion made some logical, and in some cases not too controversial points. We agreed on a lot. The fact that some of what he's talking about is verboten or not pc, whatever that means. That is actually a big part of what I appreciate about the guy. I think a lot of basic truths and legitimate ideas don't get talked about because they're quote unquote inappropriate or whatever.

For example, his point about how people usually end up choosing their best perceived option, or how women want kindness from men that they're already attracted to, but kindness alone won't attract them, or how romance and [00:28:00] value in a relationship are two different currencies inside a relationship. Now, at the same time though, I don't think any theorist or dating coach is gonna be able to explain every single relationship out there or every single preference or every single person's journey, and that is really important to keep in mind as well.

So when Orion says Women want this, men want that, this is how human beings are. He's probably right about a lot of them, or the general shape of human affairs. But I personally know tons of people. Even in my own personality, I can see this Orion's models are not gonna be a hundred percent true across the board.

I don't think he even claimed that to be the case. So I don't think I'm saying anything controversial here. So many people's preferences and outcomes just don't fall neatly into any theory really. I'll probably say more about this later. I just, I wanted to share that here at the top 'cause it's been on my mind.

These episodes. They're very much worth a listen. But like any guest, I don't think Orion is necessarily preaching the gospel nor claiming to do so. He's just talking about some things we probably all need to at least consider.

Gabriel Mizrahi: I'm 26 years old and pretty independent. I'm a lieutenant [00:29:00] in the US Navy, which means my job is driving warships, tracking enemy submarines, firing missiles, and leading sailors.

I love the job, but it's not exactly feminine. I've worked my butt off to put myself through college commission as an officer, build a healthy investment portfolio, buy a house, acquire two tenants. And do all my own car maintenance and home repairs. Damn. At 26 Wowza. That is so impressive. Yeah, that's insane.

Well done. But according to Orion Rabban, and I don't disagree. All of that makes me less attractive.

Jordan Harbinger: Uh, I'm not sure. I totally agree, but I understand me neither. Why

Gabriel Mizrahi: you're saying that. I most definitely do not need a man in the material sense, but I would like to meet someone nice and have a family eventually.

Jordan Harbinger: So many thoughts already, but just to say, might not be traditionally feminine. I mean, launching missiles is kind of a very masculine sounding thing in the first place, but holy smokes is so impressive. You just sound like an absolute rock star. Any guy who isn't weirdly into the trad wife [00:30:00] patriarchal thing or insecure, I think they would be pumped to meet a woman like this.

Right. And frankly agree. A guy should be so lucky to meet somebody who has their issue together. This, one of the first things Jen and I connected over was actually real estate investing strategies. And I was like, yeah, it's hot that she's actually responsible and thinking about money. That's, yeah. Let's come back to this.

Gabriel Mizrahi: Another thing that has always bothered me is the truism of attractiveness. I am reasonably pretty work out, eat healthily, and have a good skincare routine, but I've never worn makeup because I hate the hassle and imp practicality. I know it would make me look better, but deciding to start wearing it feels like selling out.

Hmm, interesting. I get hit on pretty consistently by enlisted sailors, which is good for confidence, but that's a non-starter due to the military's fraternization policy, which means I could get kicked out for an enlisted relationship

Jordan Harbinger: damn months at sea, and you can't even have a chag with one of these guys constantly hitting on you.

That's gotta be frustrating, but you know, hey, again, you're responsible. I admire it.

Gabriel Mizrahi: And finally, I'm at sea about 50% of [00:31:00] the time with an ever evolving schedule, so I have a really difficult time meeting new people or getting involved in clubs, stuff like that. Since a lot of my import time, I spend doing chores, writing fiction, which is my ultimate passion, and just resting.

Jordan Harbinger: Yeah,

Gabriel Mizrahi: that's an intense lifestyle. You're writing books, you're novel. She's fascinating. She goes on. I've had relationships in the past, but it's been a while. I'm not shy and don't mind being awkward or uncomfortable. Every relationship I've had, I've made the first move. I've thought about dating apps, but am wary of them because the interactions seem so thin.

I'm just frustrated at reality and feel as though I'm killing myself to be successful, but the odds and time are stacked against me in regards to romance. Do you have any advice for me? Am I being a prude? Should I sell myself out and start wearing makeup and act like I need a man when I practically don't?

Should I get on dating apps and spend my limited time flirting and playing the part of a silly girl until one day I break the act to [00:32:00] show them who I really am? That seems so fake and gross, but I don't really know what else to do. Signed a lieutenant with a plan. Who might be crowding out a man?

Jordan Harbinger: Okay, great question.

So first of all, some good news, some bad news. The good news is, like I said, you're an extremely impressive person, very special. Everything you've shared with us tells me that you have a lot to offer other people, including a partner. I'm still stunned that at 26 you've accomplished all this stuff and you have so much responsibility.

You should be very proud of yourself. The not so fun news is, and I'm just gonna be very blunt here, I think bright, bold, confident, high achievers like you, you probably do have it harder in the dating world, really, but maybe not for the reasons you think. I'm guessing your standards are pretty high, as they should be.

I'm guessing it's hard to find men, especially men around your age, who share your values and want to build a similar life. And then there are the practical challenges of your career and lifestyle, which I totally get that those are fairly fixed for the moment until you publish your first novel anyway.

But all of those [00:33:00] are reflections of your objectively great qualities, and that's just how it is for some people. Candidly, I wouldn't advise you to be less impressive or less confident in order to attract some guy. Even if that worked somehow, I don't think it would really work. You'd probably resent the guys you dated for not being able to handle the real you and or you'd feel super inauthentic by essentially downplaying your talents.

What I'm interested in is these conflicts that you have around certain aspects of your appearance, how you participate in the dating dance, what it all means, like the makeup thing, you hate, the hassle, the impracticality, I get it, but you also know it would make you look better and looking better is whether we like it or not.

A big part of attraction. It plays a big role in our outcomes with dating. So is that especially true for women? Unfortunately, yes. Is that fair? Of course not. Does the fact that it's not fair change reality also? No. But it sounds like you have strong feelings about the economy of dating and you've built a whole worldview around them and an identity, [00:34:00] I would say that makes playing the game costly to you,

Gabriel Mizrahi: whereas killing it in these other areas of your life, like leadership, finances, creativity, I'm guessing those feel like more legitimate dimensions to compete on

Jordan Harbinger: because they're reflections of you and your talent as opposed to something more superficial, something you can manipulate.

And again, I get all this. I really do, but I also wonder if this stance is entirely warranted because this could be one more dimension, that you give yourself an advantage on a dimension that only allows all your other dimensions to shine. Is it silly? Yeah. Is it helpful also? Yeah. And I'm just inviting you to consider whether this position, even if you're right, is actually serving your goal of wanting to find a great partner.

Or, let me put this another way because I can hear a bunch of people listening right now. Maybe women especially, I can hear them be like, Ugh, a man telling an accomplished woman that she needs to put on makeup in order to be attractive. Gross. Let me put it this way, what's the difference between voluntarily playing the game because it helps and [00:35:00] quote unquote selling out?

I think that's the question.

Gabriel Mizrahi: Interesting question.

Jordan Harbinger: Yeah, I, I think that's the question because the first is participating in something you might think is dumb and less meaningful than the other parts of your life. And the second is this deep betrayal of what sounds like a very precious and rigid philosophy,

Gabriel Mizrahi: because it's a position of hers, so it feels like selling out, but does she know what or whom she's actually selling out by doing that?

Jordan Harbinger: Exactly. And so what I'd invite you to consider is that question Gabe just asked, and also does that philosophy need to be quite so rigid? Does it need to be quite so precious?

Gabriel Mizrahi: That's a really nice way to frame it, Jordan, that is what she needs to consider, and maybe her answer is, huh, okay, maybe I can participate in this stuff even though I don't love it.

Because yeah, it is helpful and maybe I can even find my own relationship with it that doesn't feel so compromising. That might even in time with the right mindset, be silly and maybe even a little fun. Or maybe her answer is, Nope, sorry. It'll never not feel like selling out. I'm not doing it. But then she needs to make sure that [00:36:00] she is willing to live with the consequences of that decision.

Knowing that it might make dating that much harder for her?

Jordan Harbinger: Yeah, well put. I wanna be clear. I'm not telling her she needs to be a girl's girl and wear fake eyelashes and lip gloss every day in order to find a great guy and be happy. Miss me with the straw man arguments in the inbox. But first of all, a little goes a long way and she doesn't necessarily need to do this all the time.

Second, for all we know, the right guy will be attracted to her without makeup. Most importantly, this is all for her to decide. What I'm responding to is something more general here, and we hear this in tons of letters, which is. This is really a thing for me, and whenever something feels like a thing, there's always more going on.

So maybe let's try to understand what's going on underneath all of this and what it brings up for you. That's all I'm saying.

Gabriel Mizrahi: I'm

Jordan Harbinger: also kind

Gabriel Mizrahi: of hearing that with the dating apps thing, she's not wrong. Dating apps can be rough. The interactions are thin. Apparently they've gotten extremely bad in the last few years, and I think Orion actually talked about how they like massively distort people's perceived options.

Jordan Harbinger: [00:37:00] Yes. So we did a deep dive on it on the show, but the algorithms are completely skewing people's sense of what their options are and likely also preventing them from finding great partners. It's quite damaging. I really would not wanna have to use those, honestly.

Gabriel Mizrahi: I'm not saying she needs to get on dating apps or she'll never find someone, but she also has some fairly rigid views about how they are and what they mean and whether they're worth her time and all of that.

When giving a dating app a try could turn out to be hugely helpful for her given how little time she has to be dating. But the ideas that she has about dating apps seem to be preventing her from even giving them a go and maybe doing it in a sincere and intentional way.

Jordan Harbinger: So look, it could be awful, it could go nowhere.

But if she matches with one great guy when she spends half her life at sea, I'd say it's worth it. So what's more important, clinging to her ideas or finding out if it's worthwhile?

Gabriel Mizrahi: Yes, great question. I'm also interested in how much performing she thinks she needs to do here. Like she said, should I sell myself out and act like I need a man when I practically don't?

Jordan Harbinger: Should I play the part of his silly girl until [00:38:00] one day I'm like, surprise, I'm super competent and powerful. Fire the missiles. Exactly. Even though that sort of fake attitude is, you know, gross to her,

Gabriel Mizrahi: I don't know if that's the natural conclusion after seeing a bunch of men get intimidated or turned off by her power and success, or if she has another idea in her head about how men need to view her.

And what they need to feel around her in order to be attracted, which Orion might have inadvertently confirmed with some of his hot takes.

Jordan Harbinger: I'll be honest, Gabe, I'm really torn because again, I could never tell an accomplished woman that she needs to be less accomplished in order to attract someone. I just don't believe that.

But I also can't deny that Orion is probably describing a real thing in a lot of men, which is that they want to feel needed and they wanna be providers. So this goes back to what I was saying earlier, which is she's a victim of her own success to some degree. Maybe she's weeding out a large proportion of men who aren't secure enough to be with her, but then she has to work harder and be more creative to find the ones who are, or have their own equally [00:39:00] impressive thing going on, and they wanna find an equal that could be hard.

But it doesn't mean she needs to fundamentally change, in my opinion. So look, are you being a prude? I don't. That was a weird word. Yeah, that one took me by surprise a little bit. I wouldn't have said that myself. I might have said that. You're more of a stickler, if that's the right word. Maybe overly principled or rigid Sometimes those are all qualities that you probably need to succeed in the military, the navy, by the way.

But if there's some prudishness in the mix here, that's another interesting quality to look at. Zero judgment. But go ahead and look at that. Just like with all the other qualities,

Gabriel Mizrahi: are you saying that she should maybe ignore the rules more and have a couple of flings out at sea, or is couple

Jordan Harbinger: maritime gang bangs loosen up?

No. No, not at all. Seriously. I can't condone you sleeping with your sailors if that's against the rules, although aren't there other officers? Can't you bang them? I gotta look this. I gotta chat GPT this later. Don't. This is not legal advice. So look, if that's what you're referring to, not banging your subordinates, I'd say that's a good kind of prude.

It doesn't mean you're prude, it means you don't break the rules and risk your [00:40:00] career. But here's really what I think we all men and women need to make some peace with. There are aspects of being a human being that we can't really negotiate with. Even if they're tough pills to swallow, for example. I think we can all agree most women are attracted to guys who can keep them safe, who can provide for them.

That includes being financially stable. That is the guy's version of wearing makeup. It doesn't mean you need to be rich and loaded to find a great woman. It doesn't mean all women make choices this way. It's just generally true of most people, most relationships, frankly, across most cultures. Right now, as men, we could whine and complain about this, and many of us do, especially on Reddit, but we could talk about how rising up at work and saving money and being ambitious is selling out and in a certain way if you're just doing it to attract a partner, maybe it is selling out, I don't know.

But that doesn't change the fact that it is also a responsible thing to do and that it can be very gratifying for its own sake, and that to some degree that's important [00:41:00] in the dating world. Now, you might say, earning money and investing that is way more meaningful than putting on mascara and posting, well-lit gym selfies on Bumble or whatever.

And I agree with you, okay? But they are equivalent in that both of these things attract the opposite gender. And so if we choose not to take these things somewhat seriously, we're just holding ourselves back really. But if you can't find your way out of this bind, and it's possible that there isn't a way out of this bind, then here's an idea.

Maybe the best approach is just to put all these ideas aside for a moment and give it a go. Wear makeup, sometimes dress up. See what happens. See if your interactions change. See if you really feel as gross as you think, maybe you will, but maybe you'll continue doing it anyway, or maybe you won't. Maybe you'll realize that your thoughts on all this change.

But until you try, you can go around and around and around in circles, and that is not serving you either. The sense I get is that you are a catch and the right guy, and I believe these guys are out there. I really do. He's gonna respond very well to all of your qualities. He's not gonna need you to be different from who [00:42:00] you are, but that's compatible with him, responding to you also being physically attractive and presenting well on that dimension.

So it's, if you're killing it across the board, why not give yourself one more advantage, a potentially transformative one, and not invest too much meaning in the makeup thing, if only as an experiment to see what happens, and then just go from there. Love your discipline, love your ambition. I appreciate your openness to looking at this very charged dating stuff in a new way, and we're rooting for you.

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Gabriel Mizrahi: Jordan and Gabe. After a lot of sacrifices and hard work, my husband and I bought our first home three years ago. My biggest fear coming into property ownership was getting a bad neighbor. And guess what? That is exactly what I got.

A bitter neighbor who refuses to acknowledge me, even though she's super nice to my husband. We never officially introduced ourselves, and after a couple of months of me saying hi and being ignored, I just stopped doing it. She also keeps cats, which I hate due to the smell of cat feces. We wanted to build a wall between our property and hers.

My husband asked if she wanted to pay for half of it, and that way the wall would be shared. Thankfully, she refused and we paid for a property surveyor to ensure that our property line was clear and no future issues came up. We built the wall fully on our side and it definitely improved the smell and privacy.[00:44:00]

Unfortunately, our neighbor decided that she wants to hang her towels and mats and feed her cats on top of my wall for months now, I've been returning her stuff off my wall, some may say, throwing them back with lots of petty energy.

Jordan Harbinger: I was about to say, are you returning her stuff or are you passive?

Aggressively ying her bed, bath and beyond. Linens over the wall, right into a steaming pile of Maine coon poop. Let's be real.

Gabriel Mizrahi: As I write this, there's a mat hanging on my wall that I returned to her side earlier. At this point, it's obvious she knows it's me and that she's doing this to be petty. Sounds like you both might be doing this to be you think so?

I decided to write this because it bothers me so much that I cannot sleep. It just looks so bad. I'm 35 and really no longer interested in being liked by anyone, but I've always been able to make connections easily. So this is throwing me as neighbor appreciation day is coming up, should I just bake her a cake and try to mend this non-existent relationship while nicely asking her to not put [00:45:00] things on the wall?

Or should I take this as a sign to be the bigger person and stopping being petty about the wall? Any dark Jordan ideas? Go wild with the sign off. Gabe, I live for this. Why do you encourage him? Signed. I'm going to the bathroom. I'm coming back in 20 minutes. A woman at war with the cat lady next door, withm.

She deeply abhors. So now it's her chore to throw her linens on the floor, which okay, might be uncalled for, but consider the eyesore towels unaccounted for and a daily spread of Albacore on top of the wall that we paid for. Okay? And when she only ignores, comes back for more. My conclusion, therefore, is to give her what for.

And settle this score forevermore.

Jordan Harbinger: Are we done

Gabriel Mizrahi: with an approach? Less evolved and a lot more hardcore. Okay. Okay, Hugh. Alright. Do I need to build some rapport? Fair question. And restore this relationship from the ground floor. Yeah, I'm done.

Jordan Harbinger: Okay. I [00:46:00] think that's a record. Geez, I could have squeezed in a nap there.

Send me, text me next time, Gabe. I'll schedule some work during the sign off. She could have got inbox zero there. So, you know, I love a good nightmare neighbor story. It really lets my inner petty label be come right out and makes me feel like the most diabolical, busy body on Reddit. This woman is obviously a challenging personality, probably a little nuts.

I hate to play into the cat lady stereotype, unlike you. I think cats are cool sometimes anyways, but. If you have a ton of cats and the smell is so bad, your neighbors are complaining and building walls to block the stench, you're probably a bit of a looney tune. She hasn't made it easy to get along with her to have open communication.

She declines to help pay for the wall. Then she feeds her cats and throws her laundry on top of it and, and then she refuses to take a hint when you throw them back. So I'm pretty sure she's the main problem here, but I'm not sure you've done everything you can to have the best possible relationship with this woman.

You'd never officially introduced yourself. You said that's an important gesture. It can go a very long way in opening a channel with a neighbor kicking things off instead of going to her and saying, Hey, listen, I know you like to [00:47:00] dry your stuff on our wall, but it's, our wall doesn't look great. We'd really like to ask you to get a clothes line instead, you threw her stuff back.

Okay. And she probably experienced that as aggressive 'cause it kind of was. And after you gave up trying to be nice to her, she was probably like, whatever that woman's mean. So part of me is going screw her. She's batch it crazy and annoying. Go petty, go dark. But the other more evolved part of me that I just hate is going, when you're dealing with somebody who's socially unskilled, who's a little nutty.

It's wise to go outta your way to be the bigger person and carry the relationship. So in that sense, I'm afraid that bit anyway

Gabriel Mizrahi: is on you. Yeah, I agree. So yeah, why not try to repair the relationship? Give it one good shot. Anyway. I like your idea of baking her a cake on Neighbor Appreciation Day, and I just have to say, these holidays

Jordan Harbinger: also, is that a

Gabriel Mizrahi: fricking thing?

Dude,

Jordan Harbinger: that sounds

Gabriel Mizrahi: fake as hell. These holidays are getting out of control. There's one for every thing and every person, and I don't know why they're doing it. Who benefits qui bono? [00:48:00] Is it Hallmark or is it just like Google Calendar feature? Next, you're

Jordan Harbinger: gonna tell me that podcaster appreciation day is made up and not real.

Uh.

Gabriel Mizrahi: Actually, I love that holiday and you can honor it by sending us your dankest conundrum. But I like your idea of baking our cake on that day or on any day and just saying, look, I'm really sorry that we got off on the wrong foot. That's on me. I'm Ashley. This is my husband Chris. We're not the biggest fans of Cats, sorry, but we are fans of solid neighbors and we would like to be better ones, and I made you a little something.

I'd love to start over, something like that and see how it goes. If she's cold and brushes you off, then maybe you can go back to being distant and petty. If she responds well though, who knows? Maybe things will get better, and only then would I nicely make the request to not put her things on the wall. I would not do those in the same conversation because then I think it's gonna feel like you're just being nice to her so you can get what you want instead of trying to build a good relationship for its own sake, which is clearly more important.

Jordan Harbinger: I like it, but if you can't make any progress. Can you hear my knuckles Cracking my dark Jordan [00:49:00] knuckles Cracking. This wall you built is entirely on your property. It's not a shared boundary wall, so consult a lawyer, yada yada. You have the exclusive right to control what happens on or against it. That means your neighbor cannot use it for storage without your permission, your neighbor cannot keep putting items there, especially after you've asked them to stop.

And that may count as civil, trespass, or nuisance. So you're legally allowed to remove items left on your property. But whether you can throw them out, depends on how you handle this. Document everything, of course. Take videos of the wall, the items she's draping on it. Get basic documentation from the surveyor of where your property line is.

Send written notice to your neighbor. You can't place things on this wall. Anything you place on the wall will be considered abandoned property and be disposed of. Don't throw them back over the wall anymore. I also wouldn't throw them in the dumpster. Maybe you get a huge garbage bag and you just put everything in there and keep it in a corner and outta sight.

And if she keeps doing this, you have a lawyer. Send a cease and desist letter. Send it by registered mail, so she has to [00:50:00] sign for it. Make it look extra official. Basically saying, knock it off. If you continue this behavior further, legal action will take place. Chat. GPT could help you with this. Or if you're feeling really enterprising, this is something that I've done in the past.

You could basically have someone knock on the door, a buddy, your nephew, whatever, dress up in a suit if you want, act all official and hand her that official looking letter on formal letterhead in a nice manila folder, whatever, and say. Hi. Process server or whatever. Yeah, I got a letter for you. Special courier.

Special delivery. The other thing I would do is if you have a two story home or part of your house that overlooks her property near the wall, get a camera, put it in your window so she can't see it, and you're gonna catch her doing all sorts of stuff, putting the linens up there, putting the cat food up there so the cat's poop on the wall, whatever, and who knows what else.

And you're gonna have video evidence of all of that. And if that happens, then you call the police, you show them the video footage, they can hopefully talk to her to get her to stop. Or they just hit her with a minor trespass citation, or even a [00:51:00] vandalism citation or something along those lines. But as fun as it is to talk about, I would.

Definitely give Gabe's diplomatic approach a try first because there's really no reason to go dark before you try light. There just isn't, man. You know, once you do the dark stuff, it's really hard to put the cat feces back in the tube or whatever the metaphor is here. You don't wanna feel guilty or regretful that you didn't try things the decent way first, the escalation.

It's really hard to go back from that, and when you're dealing with somebody unstable who maybe has nothing to lose, but some cat poop, I don't really wanna dare that person to be worse than they are. Neighbors are tricky, man. This one sounds particularly difficult, but there are ways to make difficult people easier.

Good luck. Now we're going to yeee something over the wall at you deals and discounts on the fine products and services that support this show. We'll be right back.

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And now it's time for the recommendation of the week.

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Jordan Harbinger: My recommendation of the week get a high quality flashlight, maybe even two or three. I'm not talking about the $8 ones on Amazon. Get a really good one. One that lasts a long time. That is super bright, that is energy efficient, uses LEDs rechargeable.

Put one in your bedroom, put one in your office. Put one maybe in your kitchen someplace in a common area. Everybody knows where it is. Set a reminder [00:56:00] every month charge the battery. Power outages are going to happen more and more, especially 'cause of winter storms. Super hot summers, electric cars on the grid.

If the lights go out at night looking for a flashlight, using a candle only to find one with dead batteries, that's a child's toy. You're just gonna be so annoyed. We had a power failure recently. Every single flashlight in the house was dead. 'cause the kids turn 'em on, they never turn 'em off. Most of them are toys.

They're things my dad's had since the eighties that are garbage. The only working light in the whole house was my two emergency flashlights and everyone's like, oh, thank God. You have two super bright adjustable flashlights that last for 13 hours. Ideally these are gonna be chargeable by USB because when the power's out and if they run out or something, you can use a power bank to recharge those lights.

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Gabriel Mizrahi: what's next? Dear Jordan and Gabe, my partner and I are in our mid thirties and welcoming our first baby later this year. Hey, congratulations. Both of us bring experience in early childcare and teaching across a wide age range. We've made a conscious decision to avoid giving our child a smartphone or access to one.

A lot of this informed by the work of your guest, Jonathan Het. That was episode nine 90. By the way, he advocates for moving from a phone-based childhood to a play-based childhood. The trouble is, my siblings already have children between three and eight years old, and their [00:58:00] approach towards technology is completely different.

When out in public, my siblings resort to using their phone as their virtual babysitter. Not only that, they hand their devices to their children and put on a TV show or a game at a ridiculously loud volume.

Jordan Harbinger: Annoying as hell. Yeah. Gabe's about to lose it. This is his pet peeve. Having children. Yeah, exactly.

Populating the earth. Annoying. No, I mean, the loud TV show or the game on speaker in public. Ugh. It's not even just kids. Adults do this. It drives me up the wall too.

Gabriel Mizrahi: I'm embarrassed to say that when out in public with them, I am. That annoyingly loud and inconsiderate table you want to throw breadsticks

Jordan Harbinger: at.

Ooh, hilarious. So you're guilty by association, but just to be clear. We'd never throw breadsticks at your family.

Gabriel Mizrahi: No. We'd go straight for the salt shaker. Exactly. For sure. Something

Jordan Harbinger: a little more heft. You gotta send a message.

Gabriel Mizrahi: I've tried suggesting that they bring headphones and am told that this can be a challenge for busy parents, and that when I have children, I'll understand and we'll be doing the same thing.

Jordan Harbinger: Negatory.

Gabriel Mizrahi: Frankly, I think this is simply a result of poor planning and lazy [00:59:00] parenting. I can tell you now, I won't be resorting to tech for my child. This is the hill I've chosen to die on. Dammit.

Jordan Harbinger: All right, dude. I respect it. You and Steve Jobs, ironically enough, you're a better man than me.

Gabriel Mizrahi: I want to get ahead of this now before things turn awkward.

I have visions of my sister shoving YouTube kids in my child's face, or allowing him to sit next to my nephew who is allowed a phone. How do I handle sharing my concerns about phone use and general irritation with noisy phones when eating out with my family and their children? When our child is old enough to be lured by the appeal of a phone, how do we deal with family members waving this distraction in front of our boy?

Do I lay down a firm boundary or do I simply accept that grandma's gonna be letting my son watch Peppa Pig episodes on a loop when she babysits? How do I deal with the fallout at the restaurant when I say no and my siblings say yes? How do I explain this disparity in parenting styles to my child without casting judgment on my sibling?

That sounds like the hardest part of all this [01:00:00] actually. And for your wider audience, how should exasperated people in public places deal with this dilemma?

Jordan Harbinger: That's right. Pepper grinder works too. Maybe even better. It's a, the big wooden ones, kinda like a German hand grenade.

Gabriel Mizrahi: How do we get the balance right of parents being allowed to cut loose while remaining considerate of other people in restaurants signed ready to fight like hell to keep my child IRL, but looking to quell the yells and hopefully not repel.

My family who will not take this well.

Jordan Harbinger: Okay, so full disclosure, I let Jaden and Junie play with their iPads in restaurants. I am that parent, which makes me like a lot of parents, but in my defense, I'm pretty sure we're not that family in the restaurant dinging and chiming and ruining everyone else's meal because we keep it at a reasonable volume.

We also pack headphones for the kids, which by the way, not a challenge for busy parents. You pack wet wipes, you pack hats. You got spare underwear, spare shirts, extra sweatshirt. Every parent I know has a bag of stuff in the trunk. [01:01:00] You can throw a couple pairs of earbuds in there. I'm sorry to say, no shade on your siblings.

Well actually medium shade on your siblings. The fact that they're like, yeah, it's too much work to pack headphones. Everyone has to just deal with our kids' noise. I am afraid that tells me that they are not just bad planners, they're just self-absorbed, or at least super unselfaware because as a parent, the last thing I wanna do is ruined the other people at a restaurant's good time and make them hate my family.

So even my kids, they'll go, oh, it's too loud. Other tables can hear and they'll turn down the iPad on their own and they're three and six for God's sake. So look, that's how I dodge the proverbial salt shaker, even if I'm that guy who sometimes gives his kids iPads at the table. That said, I do admire parents who are very thoughtful about screens.

'cause obviously they take a toll on us children and adults. And if you can keep kids away from screens, you probably open up room for them to do a lot of other things. Run around outside, play with other kids, build things, read books, stuff like that. Which by the way, [01:02:00] we are also big on with our kids, but it's hard to keep 'em happy when they're young and you're on a long road trip or you're sitting in a restaurant for two hours with adults.

So write me in a year or two, let me know if the no screens policy actually works all the time for every kid. I love it in theory, but every parent's gonna tell you how hard it is. So before I share some thoughts, I just wanna appreciate that you're touching on a very touchy topic, which is how do you deal with radically different parenting styles?

Especially in the same family, huh? Yeah, it's really hard. Like I said a moment ago, the trickiest part of this is gonna be enforcing this no screens thing without coming across. Like you're judging your siblings for letting their kids watch cocoa melon or whatever, and without making your kids mad when they see their friends watching six hours of YouTube after school every day and they're playing Minecraft at restaurants and they gotta sit there reading a book or listening to adults talk about their fricking 4 0 1 Ks.

Gabriel Mizrahi: Yeah. But also, is that so bad? I don't know.

Jordan Harbinger: Not in theory, but I can tell you that Jayden has zero interest in me and our friend's retirement portfolios.

Gabriel Mizrahi: No, of course. But there are [01:03:00] great books for kids at every age, and pretty soon he's gonna wanna start talking to adults too, right At the dinner table.

He does

Jordan Harbinger: talk to adults, but he also wants to get engaged in like a Mark Rober engineering video while he eats. 'cause he doesn't want to talk. He's eating for sure. Again, try taking your 6-year-old and three year-old to lunch. Tell me how you keep him well behaved. You don't always have to put an iPad in front of him sometimes, especially when your son, like if your son's wired like you and he needs to get into something or run around or he goes out of his mind, that's what Jayden's like.

I mean, just getting him to sit still is tough. So look, if you wanna make this no screens policy a thing in your family, you're just gonna have to get comfortable and forcing it. That is gonna mean being the sheriff a lot of the time, both with your kids when they wanna watch a movie or a YouTube show and with your family when they wanna stick an iPad in your kid's face.

'cause otherwise they actually have to pay attention and do some real interacting with your kid when they babysit. That's gonna be awkward sometimes, maybe a lot of the time. So if you stick to this, you just gotta get used to those reactions and obviously I would be very thoughtful about how you handle it.

I wouldn't be like nobody, [01:04:00] you can't watch Peppa Pig at lunch, take out your book or talk to us and then shoot a knowing. Look at your brother who's sitting next to his kids who are wired it. I think your stance really needs to be you. Do you? They do them. Both options are legit.

Gabriel Mizrahi: I agree with that. I also wonder if there's a good conversation for them to have about this in advance of the baby, because yes, this is hard.

But also the research does seem to be on our friend here side. From what I know, and I think Jonathan Heet makes some really important points in his work. We know that this tech does a number on kids' brains. We know that it affects their attention spans, their tastes, their interests, and once you add social media into the mix, it,

Jordan Harbinger: it's a disaster.

Social media at a young age is just a hard no. That's a separate problem from just having a screen in front of you and watching educational content or whatever.

Gabriel Mizrahi: So what if he went to his siblings and said, Hey, we've been thinking a lot about screen time. As we get ready for the baby, we wanna be thoughtful about how much we expose them to this stuff from a young age.

I know you guys let your kids play on their iPads. You let them watch YouTube like most parents do, and we get it. But I just wanna [01:05:00] ask you, how did you guys come to that decision? How much are you thinking about this stuff? Have you been reading any good stuff on this topic? Have you read Jonathan? He's book, because here's what I've learned, and here are the upsides if our kids don't spend all their time on screen, that kind of thing.

Yeah. Foam the runway for the decision. A little bit foam the runway, but also invite his siblings respectfully to really think about this. I wouldn't say, I think your screen policy is hurting your children. Please tell me how you decided to infect your kids' brains right out of the womb. You know, that's not gonna be helpful.

Jordan Harbinger: Tell me how you didn't think about this at all and just went with the cheapest, easiest babysitter around. Exactly. Which is probably what most parents

Gabriel Mizrahi: are doing. I'm sure it's gonna be hard to not feel somewhat superior given that you're probably taking the more thoughtful approach and also the harder one.

But if you can just turn that part of your brain off and really be curious about your sibling stance, I do think that'll help. Now they might go, well, we disagree, we think screens are fine. Or It's just too hard to do it your way. This is how we're doing it. End of conversation, and [01:06:00] maybe you can get a read on whether this is a sensitive topic for them and you can prepare for that in the future.

But it's also possible that they might go, huh? You know, we haven't really thought about it that deeply, to be honest. And yeah, you know what? Let me read Jonathan's book and what have you been learning? Tell me, and maybe they engage with you on this and they decide to reduce the screen time too. It's possible.

Jordan Harbinger: It's possible. It is possible. But I can tell you as a parent, the likelihood of them limiting their kids' screen time at this point, it's pretty much zero. Because that would mean taking these iPads away from their kids after they've gotten used to them, which is like taking heroin away from an addict and trying to radically change their brains and interests after they've been hooked on YouTube, especially the fast-paced stuff on there.

It's gonna be chaos. It's not gonna happen.

Gabriel Mizrahi: I can't say I have super high hopes either. So here's another idea. What if you said to your siblings, listen, I'm really excited to be having a kid. I can't wait for them to hang with their cousins. I can't wait for all of us to go out together at restaurants.

Have a great time. I think we all know that none of us is very present when we're on our phones, on, on our iPads, so. Here's an idea. I'm just throwing it out there. What if, when we all [01:07:00] go out as a family, we do no screens time, no phones for the adults, no iPads for the kids, and we just be together for that hour or two.

I know that's very different from how it is now, but it could make our time together much more special. What do you think?

Jordan Harbinger: Yeah, I like that. I do because it makes it about the quality of their time together as opposed to who's the better parent. Also, the reality is that our friend here can't control how his siblings do things with their kids.

Nobody can.

Gabriel Mizrahi: Yeah, and if you try, then you're definitely over steppy and presumptuous,

Jordan Harbinger: but inviting everybody to be more present when you're all together. That's a nice way to model the no screens thing without imposing your beliefs on them. Candidly, I still don't know if they'll go for it. I'm thinking about the, oh, the headphones are too much planning thing.

Your siblings might be afraid to find out what their kids are like at a restaurant without Peppa Pig, so be prepared for that. But it's worth a shot

Gabriel Mizrahi: about being the loud table, though. I think you're also allowed to say to your siblings, Hey guys, I'm not trying to be annoying, but I think we're being that table right now.

Should we maybe turn down the iPads a little bit? I think we might be ruining other people's lunch. There's one really easy [01:08:00] fix for that.

Jordan Harbinger: Again, he'd be absolutely right about that, but good luck saying that and not sounding like he's saying, Hey, can you guys not have the most annoying kids at this restaurant?

Gabriel Mizrahi: I get it, but also, can they learn to take that feedback in? Can he learn to say that kindly and can they learn to not take it personally when he is just trying to be respectful of everybody?

Jordan Harbinger: Of course he can. I'm being realistic though, about his audience. So look, I think you're gonna have to let a lot of things go and be a little flexible here.

Like when you guys go out in your tables, the loud table, if your siblings aren't open to being more thoughtful about the volume, you might have to sit there and be uncomfortable and do some deep breathing and just focus on your own kid. Or when you guys go over to their house and they're watching tv, maybe you let your kid enjoy that while they're there.

But back at your house, it's back to books and talking. I know that's gonna be hard, but I would also encourage you to think about what other qualities you wanna cultivate in your children. Openness. Flexibility. The discipline to enjoy certain things at other people's houses and other things at their own house.

A militant, no screens policy that will give them some real [01:09:00] benefits, but it also has a potential to become rigid controlling, possibly make your kids feel like they don't know how to be part of other kids' lives and enjoy that too. So that's something else to consider. How to find a balance here so you can enjoy the benefits without too many downsides.

Gabriel Mizrahi: You know, that's a really fair point as well. And when grandma comes over, I do think it's fair to say, here are the rules in our house when the cousins are together, fine, YouTube, iPad, whatever. But if it's just you and our kids alone. We like to do puzzles, we like to go to the park, we read whatever it is.

They get to decide, right? They're the parents.

Jordan Harbinger: Yeah. Here's something you might not understand, Gabe, 'cause you don't have kids. It's really hard to tell your 80 something year old parents to do all this stuff with your kids. When they babysit, they decide. You're like, don't buy 'em any more stuff. And they're like, no.

If we're going to, 'cause we get one life, we're spoiling your kid. It's not really our problem. And it's easier to watch them when they have something new that they're futsing with all day.

Gabriel Mizrahi: So you're not allowed to make any special requests

Jordan Harbinger: request away, homie. They get what they get and sometimes that's TV or a trip to target or whatever.

Gabriel Mizrahi: I hear that. I guess the more we talk about this, the more I realize that you really do need to keep [01:10:00] coming back to your sphere of influence. You get to parent your child however you want, and your siblings get to parent their children however they want. You can try to influence them respectfully, and I would encourage you to be open to their opinions as well, but you can't really impose your beliefs on them or insist that you do things your way when you guys are all together.

Although it's still a kind of a weird question, like why do they get to do it their way? Is it 'cause they had kids first? It's confusing, but look, when you guys disagree, which I would not be surprised if that happens, then I would put down the need to be right. I would do that deep breathing thing Jordan just described.

Maybe learn to just kinda live with these differences. What else are you supposed to do? Are you gonna get in a fight about the iPad volume? Are you gonna like bring your own salt shaker to eat at them? You know, you're probably gonna get further by modeling this for them and letting them see the benefits for themselves if they are real.

Jordan Harbinger: Or just let your kids move between these two worlds, which is probably the best outcome in my view. One last thing, the research on screen time is more mixed than we might think. I'm actually gonna be doing a [01:11:00] skeptical Sunday about this. If kids are spending four plus hours a day on screens. That is gonna take a toll on them, but reasonable screen time within a certain range.

If it's balanced with other healthy activities, which is key, probably not as bad as some anti-tech parenting experts claim. Just something else to keep in mind because the best solution might be somewhere in between your position and your siblings position. And the reality is that a certain point, you won't be able to totally control how much your kids are exposed to media and they're gonna have to learn how to manage their screen time for themselves, which arguably is an even more important skill.

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What happens when the only way to survive is to lie so well, you forget who you really are. FBI [01:13:00] veteran Scott Payne went undercover with one of the most dangerous biker gangs in the country and almost didn't make it out.

JHS Trailer: This is the way I was trained, and this is what I think. Anytime you are something that you're not pretend to be something that's opposite of you for a long period of time, especially in deep cover, generally one or two things is gonna happen.

You're either gonna slip up and they're gonna catch you or you're gonna become it because there's so many horror stories and undercovers, it sucks that the same mistakes are being made today that were being made in the eighties. You got a small department, you got somebody that's running the undercover, but that person is also the case agent who is gonna get promoted if the case succeeds.

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