We have a follow-up from our episode 904 listener on her Persian boyfriend’s hesitation to advance their six-year relationship. Welcome to Feedback Friday!
And in case you didn’t already know it, Jordan Harbinger (@JordanHarbinger) and Gabriel Mizrahi (@GabeMizrahi) banter and take your comments and questions for Feedback Friday right here every week! If you want us to answer your question, register your feedback, or tell your story on one of our upcoming weekly Feedback Friday episodes, drop us a line at friday@jordanharbinger.com. Now let’s dive in!
On This Week’s Feedback Friday:
- What are the benefits of raising a resilient child? Daily Dad Ryan Holiday counts the ways.
- An update from the listener who wrote in on episode 904 regarding her Persian boyfriend’s reluctance to commit to the next step of their six-year relationship. (Hint: it’s got very little to do with his family’s acceptance of her non-Persianness.)
- As a Mandarin-speaking American quickly rising within a Chinese-owned organization, you find the inevitable influence of the CCP over the fate of your company and career to be suboptimal. How do you reconcile the broader moral objections of your work with your responsibility to ensure financial stability for your family moving forward?
- Getting divorced would be financially disastrous, but marriage to someone who lacks critical thinking skills, is incapable of reading the simplest of context clues, and can’t come to any opinion he isn’t told by his parents, church, or political movement is exhausting. What are your options?
- In the event of your untimely demise, how do you keep your kids safe from your estranged, narcissistic, abusive, BPD-afflicted, manipulative, and generally toxic parents? [Thanks to trust and estate attorney and judge Jordan Richards for helping us with this one!]
- Hey, bro, if you need us to hook you up with Carl’s DNA-altering money pills (as mentioned on episode 941), your business may be failing for reasons completely unrelated to the ones you’re imagining. But we have thoughts…
- Have any questions, comments, or stories you’d like to share with us? Drop us a line at friday@jordanharbinger.com!
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- How to Raise a Resilient Child | Daily Dad
- Ditching Bad Dad Would Make You So Glad | Feedback Friday | Jordan Harbinger
- For Those Marrying Into A Persian Family | Nilou Weddings
- David Duchovny Is Ready to Open up about His Divorce, Sex Addiction Issues, and More | OK Magazine
- Society’s Sex Addiction Problem | Mayo Clinic Health System
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- Chinese Communist Party (CCP) Coercion of US Companies | House Foreign Affairs Committee
- China Episodes on The Jordan Harbinger Show | Spotify
- Erin Brockovich | Prime Video
- I’m a Regular Old Dummy, My Wife Is a Certifiable Genius, and I Think It Is Ruining Our Marriage | r/Relationship_Advice
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- Testamentary Guardianship & Child’s Future Safety | Crossroads Law
- Yearning for Abusive Ex Leaves You Perplexed | Feedback Friday | Jordan Harbinger
- Can Medication Change Your DNA? | The Naked Scientists
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977: Do You Strive for a Love That Can't Survive? | Feedback Friday
[00:00:00] Jordan Harbinger: Welcome to Feedback Friday. I'm your host, Jordan Harbinger. As always, I'm here with Feedback Friday producer, the hot wax ripping out the nose hairs of life conundrum, Gabriel Mizrahi.
[00:00:13] Gabriel Mizrahi: Wow. Two depilation nicknames, two weeks in a row. What's up with that?
[00:00:17] Jordan Harbinger: Depilation's a good word. I got to remember that. I got hair removal on the mind. I got depilation.
[00:00:21] Gabriel Mizrahi: Apparently.
[00:00:21] Jordan Harbinger: On the mind.
[00:00:22] Gabriel Mizrahi: Why?
[00:00:23] Jordan Harbinger: Because we want to a smooth transition into the weekend, Gabriel, on all fronts.
[00:00:27] Gabriel Mizrahi: Nice. Although you're not supposed to remove the nose hairs, you know that, right? Those are more important.
[00:00:31] Jordan Harbinger: But what about the ones that are like sticking out like little spider legs?
[00:00:34] Gabriel Mizrahi: Those are fine, but you trim 'em a little bit, I think.
[00:00:37] Jordan Harbinger: I always feel like when I went to get my haircut at the barber, they'd be like, "Oh, I'll trim these nose —" and they'd do this little weird pass and I'm like, "You didn't get any of them." Like maybe if I had a straight bushel poking out, you would've gotten a few. But like that little weird invisible pass. It's just like psychological. So, yeah. I don't know. I don't want to get too into my depilation practices here on the show.
[00:00:57] Gabriel Mizrahi: Yeah, that's a different show.
[00:00:58] Jordan Harbinger: Depilation Nation.
[00:01:00] Gabriel Mizrahi: There you go. I was trying to Depilation Thursdays, but —
[00:01:04] Jordan Harbinger: No.
[00:01:04] Gabriel Mizrahi: No. Depilation Nation. That's the answer.
[00:01:06] Jordan Harbinger: Every day.
[00:01:07] On The Jordan Harbinger Show, we decode the story secrets and skills of the world's most fascinating and hairless people and turn their wisdom into practical advice that you can use to impact your own life, and those around you. Our mission is to help you become a better informed, more critical thinker. And during the week, we have long form conversations with a variety of amazing folks — from former cult members and arms dealers to four star generals and neuroscientists, tech luminaries and astronauts. This week, we had a Skeptical Sunday on emotional support animals. You know, the person who comes on the plane with their pet snake or whatever because they have anxiety or something, even though it's just like a random pet that they want to bring with them everywhere. Yeah. We debunk a little bit of that. Not that service animals aren't real, but, well, you'll get the idea when you listen to the episode. We also had Cal Newport back on the show about slow productivity, the dangers of pseudo productivity and biting off more than you can chew. I know you've heard that all before, but you still overplan your life, don't you? Yes, you do. And we also had Bruce Ladebu — human trafficking and literal slavery. This is really happening in places like Pakistan, for example, is on a mission to free these folks. On fridays though, we share stories, take listener letters, offer advice, play obnoxious sound bites, take jokes way too far, and mercilessly roast Gabe for his appearance and/or cosmetic rituals.
[00:02:19] Before we kick off today, Ryan Holiday, he is an awesome guy and a good friend of mine. He wrote a great little piece in his newsletter recently about building resilience in children. Although honestly, his take applies to adults too. Friends, family, partners, colleagues, subordinates, this stuff really is universal. And so in this piece he says, "A resilient child doesn't crumble every time things go wrong. When interacting with difficult people, they feel empathy for them instead of frustration. When plans change as they often do, these kids are not surprised, they're indifferent. Raising resilient children means they are capable of coping with the conditions of suffering. Things will bother them, sure, they'll get upset. They'll lose their cool every now and then, that's what kids do, but the resilient child will bounce back and learn from their mistakes." And to nurture that kind of child or that kind of friend or that partner or employee, Ryan recommends three approaches. Resist the urge to intervene. Don't be overly accommodating and show them that everything is figureoutable. In other words, that any challenge or any sticking point can be figured out. I just thought it was such a great insight with a huge impact. You know, we talk a lot on the show about when to intervene, when to sit back, when to be flexible, when to stand our ground. It's a tough dance, especially for a parent because, and I think I said this a couple months ago, your natural impulse when your child is suffering is to step in and make the suffering stop. When in fact, sometimes the kindest and most helpful thing we can actually do is let our kids appropriately struggle so they can build the confidence that they need to solve problems, regulate their feelings, learn that many challenges are not permanent, that they can resolve them through their effort. Something I'm trying to keep in mind as a dad. And something that I think probably applies to leadership of all kinds, not just parenting. These ideas really are the building blocks of resilience, which is another theme that we come back a lot to in these Feedback Friday letters. Whether it's a parent asking when to step in and save a child or a manager wondering how much to be on top of their employees, or whatever the case may be. Just wanted to share that with you guys so you can take it into your own lives as well. Oh, one more thing, we had a lot of fun doing our most embarrassing stories episode a couple weeks ago. I actually —, I expected way worse stuff from a lot of y'all. I feel like I set the bar really high and then everyone else was like, "I said something weird once at a grocery store," but whatever. But we wanted to try another themed episode — Worst Bosses Ever. If you got any bad boss stories, I would love to hear 'em. We would love to hear 'em. What was the worst boss you've ever had? What did they do that was so bad, specifically? What did they not do? How'd you handle it? Did you stay? Did you quit? What'd you learn dealing with them? Obviously, we'd love to hear some funny and weird stories, but we'd also love to hear your bad boss story, even if it wasn't super, super over the top, like we did with the embarrassing stories. We want to try to suss out what makes bosses behave badly, how to handle personalities like this, which behaviors to avoid in our own careers. So this is not just going to be like a laugh out loud at how ridiculous this boss is episode. Hopefully it'll also be substantive.
[00:05:09] Gabriel Mizrahi: Yeah. And also we're down to hear bad coworker stories as well. So if you've got a good one, but it's not about your boss specifically, it's about a colleague or a subordinate or just some weird person in your office building or whatever, feel free to send those over as well. We might just make this a "bad workplace" episode and have a ball.
[00:05:25] Jordan Harbinger: Seems like we should have taken Seymour from a couple weeks ago. The guy who shot crab cake particles at prospective clients and then wouldn't take —
[00:05:32] Gabriel Mizrahi: That would've been perfect.
[00:05:32] Jordan Harbinger: He would've fit right in.
[00:05:33] Gabriel Mizrahi: You know what, Seymour is the amuse-bouche for this episode.
[00:05:35] Jordan Harbinger: It's a warmup. The amuse-bouche. He is the amous-douche. All right, so — for sure, if we get enough good ones, we're going to do a whole episode about this. I think it'll be super fun, eye-opening. And by the way, as I continue to get over this jet lag from Japan, why is this taking so long? Slash I'm probably also sick, whatever. I was also thinking this morning, why the hell do kids cry when they're tired? Like, go to bed, bro. Ain't nobody stopping you. Come on, man. I would love it if you would just go to bed.
[00:06:03] Gabriel Mizrahi: Yeah.
[00:06:04] Jordan Harbinger: That's what we all want right now.
[00:06:05] Gabriel Mizrahi: It's just that helplessness.
[00:06:07] Jordan Harbinger: It is.
[00:06:07] Gabriel Mizrahi: Like, "I'm sad and I'm scared."
[00:06:09] Jordan Harbinger: And then it's like, "Let's go to bed." And they're like, "nah," and you just like you — they find another gear. See my daughter, when she's tired, she goes, "I want to go to sleep." And I'm like, "Oh yes, no problem." But when my son is tired, he's like, "I'm not tired. I want to run around and eat candy for three hours. I'm staying up all night long and then it's just meltdown city." anyway, as we've got some fun ones, we've got some doozies. Let's dive in.
[00:06:33] What is the first thing out of the mailbag?
[00:06:35] Gabriel Mizrahi: Hi, Jordan and Gabe. Last year, you shared my story about how my 34-year-old Persian boyfriend of six years didn't want to take the next step and move in together, and finally told me that he wasn't interested in ever getting married. Partly because neither of us wants kids, and partly because he doesn't see the point in as he put it, "getting the government involved in our relationship." As I told you back then, his family wouldn't accept me because I'm not Persian. And he was in the process of redefining his boundaries with his often overbearing and demanding parents while also dealing with a lot of work related stress.
[00:07:09] Jordan Harbinger: Right. And our take, if I remember correctly, was that this guy seemed to be dealing with a lot and we obviously couldn't know what he was thinking and feeling. But the whole, "I don't want to move in together or get the government involved in our relationship" thing, it just sounded fishy.
[00:07:21] Gabriel Mizrahi: Right. We basically said that whatever his reasons were for not taking the next step with her, whether it's his culture or his family or his views about marriage, if they're not getting closer and — because they were hanging out like, what was it, twice a week?
[00:07:33] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah. Something like that.
[00:07:33] Gabriel Mizrahi: And she was like, "Are we going to ever move in together? Are you really my partner?" If they're not getting closer and she wants to be closer, which she does, then yes, this is a major obstacle.
[00:07:41] Jordan Harbinger: And he'd also shut down when she'd bring this up, right? He just didn't want to talk about it. It was like, "No, there's no point in going any further. I made up my mind." It was like, "What is working for you here?"
[00:07:50] Gabriel Mizrahi: Which was actually our biggest concern. Our advice was basically, you need to talk about this. Really talk about this with your boyfriend, and get clear on what you want out of a relationship and what kind of partner you want to be with long term, and invite this guy to tell you what's really holding him back here.
[00:08:05] Jordan Harbinger: Okay. I can't wait to hear what you learned. Because I assume the answer wasn't like, "I talked to them when we decided to get married." Bcause that would've been shared with me an email, but it sure as hell wouldn't have made Feedback Friday.
[00:08:14] Gabriel Mizrahi: All right, so you got your popcorn?
[00:08:16] Jordan Harbinger: I do.
[00:08:16] Gabriel Mizrahi: All right. Good thing because you're going to the dentists later, so you should eat it now. Just try and floss.
[00:08:20] Jordan Harbinger: Gabe's favorite thing — going to the dentist. My thing, could do without it.
[00:08:24] Gabriel Mizrahi: Oh, I just love that pre-dentist ritual where you're like, "I'm going to kill 'em with these teeth. I'm like flossing perfectly. Brushing twice."
[00:08:30] Jordan Harbinger: Wait, you clean your teeth before you go to the dentist?
[00:08:33] Gabriel Mizrahi: Yes, of course.
[00:08:34] Jordan Harbinger: Dude, I eat a bag of Fritos and I'm like, "Look, this is what you're getting paid for."
[00:08:37] Gabriel Mizrahi: Oh my God.
[00:08:38] Jordan Harbinger: Or Oreos. I shovel Oreos and I'm like, "I'm not brushing. That's your job."
[00:08:43] Gabriel Mizrahi: You're trying to get your money's worth. Is that it?
[00:08:44] Jordan Harbinger: I'm trying to get my — this is $300. You get every spec of those right. That's also how I know my teeth are clean. I don't see any of that stuff in there anymore.
[00:08:52] Gabriel Mizrahi: Oh my God, that's so funny. I have the exact opposite feeling. I'm like, I got to keep up a reputation. I have to impress these people. Like I take — when they're like, "You're the greatest patient." I just eat it up in the chair. I'm like, "Yeah, tell me more."
[00:09:04] Jordan Harbinger: That's like working out before you go meet with your personal trainer. Like, "Yo, yeah, I'm already warmed up. I did yoga."
[00:09:09] Gabriel Mizrahi: You don't do that?
[00:09:09] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah, no, no. I'm like, "You warm me up. You're stretching me."
[00:09:12] Gabriel Mizrahi: That's amazing.
[00:09:13] Jordan Harbinger: "That's why we're here."
[00:09:14] Gabriel Mizrahi: No, man, I get there 50 minutes early. I'm warming up. That's what I do.
[00:09:17] Jordan Harbinger: Geez.
[00:09:18] Gabriel Mizrahi: But I'm also a psychopath.
[00:09:19] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah, that's true. That's true.
[00:09:21] Gabriel Mizrahi: So she goes on, I still believe my theory that my boyfriend's disinterest in marrying me is due to his Persian family not accepting me. But I just found out why he didn't want me to move in. He's been cheating on me for the last four months. Yep.
[00:09:39] Jordan Harbinger: I won't say that I had a hunch, but I was a little worried that this was where this was going. Because honestly, when we took her first letter, somewhere in the back of my mind, I was like, "There's something not right here." The guy's hiding something because if it's just, "Oh, my parents don't like her because she's not Persian, but I do." It just seemed like it was working for him too much. The status quo was working for him too much.
[00:09:59] Gabriel Mizrahi: Right.
[00:09:59] Jordan Harbinger: And we didn't have any evidence of that, so I didn't want to speculate because what's what good is that? But here we are.
[00:10:04] Gabriel Mizrahi: So she goes on. The other woman messaged me because she somehow found out about me. By the way, she's also not Persian.
[00:10:11] Jordan Harbinger: Eh, interesting. Well, he's got a type. So his family's like, "You have to marry a Persian girl." And meanwhile, he's secretly carrying on with at least two non Persian girls and hiding them from his family and from one another. That tracks. And also sounds way more stressful than I would ever want to deal with.
[00:10:27] Gabriel Mizrahi: I confronted him over a phone call, which probably wasn't the best move because he denied the cheating and then went MIA for four hours because he was with her.
[00:10:37] Jordan Harbinger: Right.
[00:10:37] Gabriel Mizrahi: Turns out, she went to his apartment to confront him about me. Oh man, what a day that must must've been.
[00:10:44] Jordan Harbinger: He did it to himself so I have zero sympathy. But what would've been kind of funny is you're like, "Text me when you're done ripping 'em a new one, because I'm going to show up and do the same thing." Like, "I'm going to take second shift."
[00:10:53] Gabriel Mizrahi: I so badly wanted to believe that this other woman was just a psychotic liar, but it was true. I felt like I got punched in the gut, like my life was falling apart, since I was trying to plan a future with him.
[00:11:04] Jordan Harbinger: I can imagine. That must have been devastating and I am very sorry to hear that. I mean, I'm not sorry you found out. I think it's good that you did, but I am, yeah, I'm sorry You're going through this right now. That feeling must be terrible.
[00:11:15] Gabriel Mizrahi: In my hurt, I reached out to his best friend because I needed to know if he knew about my boyfriend's double life. Turns out he didn't know about my boyfriend cheating on me, and he's really been there for me while I try to process this.
[00:11:29] Jordan Harbinger: Okay. Well, I'm not sure I love where this is going unless it's like, "I'm going to bang him in revenge," in which case like, "You do you slash do his best friend" Whatever makes you feel better.
[00:11:38] Gabriel Mizrahi: Do something.
[00:11:38] Jordan Harbinger: Do something.
[00:11:39] Gabriel Mizrahi: I honestly didn't expect my boyfriend's best friend to be helping me through this infidelity. I thought he would take my boyfriend's side since they've been friends since grade school.
[00:11:48] Jordan Harbinger: Well, yeah, that guy's really caught in the middle, and that kind of makes me wonder if he has some other intentions with our friend here, because he is like, "Oh, girl, you cry on this shoulder. You cry on this shoulder. I'm here for you."
[00:11:59] Gabriel Mizrahi: Hard to say. I mean, I don't know. He might be genuinely surprised and disappointed by what his friend did and he's just like fully on team our friend here.
[00:12:07] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah. Okay. I mean, it's possible. I shouldn't assume the worst. It's just — if you're best friends with somebody since fourth grade and 25 years later they cheat on their girlfriend, it's a pretty big deal to be like, "Well, I'm going to choose her and take her side and help her through this."
[00:12:22] Gabriel Mizrahi: Mm-hmm.
[00:12:22] Jordan Harbinger: Maybe he's reevaluating the whole friendship and picking the better person here. But I mean, I know a lot of guys, and so do you. So you know, come on.
[00:12:30] Gabriel Mizrahi: And also knowing how vulnerable a person is after a breakup, it's a tender time.
[00:12:34] Jordan Harbinger: What are the odds? He's a really moral, upstanding person who's willing to choose being a shoulder to cry on instead of his best friend of 25 years. Or he's also kind of a scumbag and is like, "Oh, I think I can get her to sleep with me in this current state of turmoil."
[00:12:47] Gabriel Mizrahi: I honestly don't know. It could go either way. This guy could be a solid guy.
[00:12:53] Jordan Harbinger: Maybe.
[00:12:54] Gabriel Mizrahi: Or he could be a little bit of both. People are complicated. I don't know. But you're making some very fair points. I think it's especially curious if this friend shares some of her boyfriend's values and personality traits around loyalty.
[00:13:06] Jordan Harbinger: I mean, kind of like I said before, right? If both of these guys are kind of messy and a little shady and they don't have good boundaries, it's like, Okay, is this really that surprising?
[00:13:13] Gabriel Mizrahi: Exactly. But again, no hard evidence of that in the letter. We're just No calling it out.
[00:13:16] Jordan Harbinger: Don't sleep with them. I know I made that joke earlier, but don't do that, actually.
[00:13:21] Gabriel Mizrahi: Could get messy.
[00:13:22] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah. Unless that's what you want, but I don't think you really want that.
[00:13:25] Gabriel Mizrahi: I finally had the chance to confront my boyfriend in person, and he said that he struggles with a sex addiction.
[00:13:32] Jordan Harbinger: Oh, boo-hoo. Like, I'm sure that's real, but Persian David Duchovny over here. David Duchovny-zadeh. I'm not sure I buy that one, but you've got something to say.
[00:13:43] Gabriel Mizrahi: Wait, so David Duchovny is a sex addict?
[00:13:45] Jordan Harbinger: Either he had that, or like he played somebody who had that and some thing, and I don't know reality.
[00:13:50] Gabriel Mizrahi: Oh, no. He did also in Californication. He definitely was a kind of a sex addict kind of guy. But also to your point, do people say that after they've been caught cheating as a kind of, well, we'll get into all that, I guess.
[00:14:01] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah. Come on.
[00:14:01] Gabriel Mizrahi: So she goes on, he allegedly masturbates more than what would be considered normal. His words, not mine. He watches porn, which was news to me, but maybe I was naive for thinking a grown man doesn't watch porn.
[00:14:13] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah.
[00:14:14] Gabriel Mizrahi: And it escalated to this affair four months ago.
[00:14:17] Jordan Harbinger: Or so he says, on all counts.
[00:14:19] Gabriel Mizrahi: To make things more complicated, this other woman is now trying to blackmail him into breaking up with me and staying with her, or else she'll go and smear his name on social media, which he fears would get back to the office where he works.
[00:14:33] Jordan Harbinger: Oh man. So she's kind of a loony tune.
[00:14:35] Gabriel Mizrahi: This is getting messy.
[00:14:37] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah.
[00:14:37] Gabriel Mizrahi: So she goes on, I told him that I won't have my relationship held hostage by this other woman, and he needs to go no contact with her. He'll just have to face the consequences of a smear campaign if that's what she ends up doing, although she might just be bluffing. Finally, I told my boyfriend that if he wanted to save our relationship, he would need to go to individual counseling to deal with his stuff, and we would need to go to couples counseling. I feel stupid since everyone always says to leave if your partner is unfaithful. I care about him and I feel like the future we could have is worth fighting for.
[00:15:09] Jordan Harbinger: Wait, I'm confused. Wasn't her first letter about how they didn't have a future because of the parents and because he was all on the fence about everything?
[00:15:16] Gabriel Mizrahi: In a word, yes.
[00:15:17] Jordan Harbinger: What is worth fighting for here? He already didn't want to move in together. He didn't want to get married. His family didn't approve of her. He's been cheating on her. Am I missing a piece of this? Am I forgetting some details?
[00:15:29] Gabriel Mizrahi: It's a fair question. I think that's what her letter is about, but she's trying to fight for it.
[00:15:33] Jordan Harbinger: I'm getting ahead of myself, so yeah, just finish up, I suppose.
[00:15:36] Gabriel Mizrahi: I have no clue what I'm doing here. Is sex addiction even a real diagnosis? Can it be treated? Would individual counseling help a sex addiction? How would I go about rebuilding trust with my boyfriend? Signed, No Longer Stuck on the Bit Where My Dude Won't Commit, Now I know It's Because He Was Dipping His Wick With This Other Chick, But Despite All the Icks, I'm Still Not Ready To Quit.
[00:15:59] Jordan Harbinger: Woo boy. All right. Well, you can already tell where my head's at with all this. But let's start by saying again, I'm so sorry this happened to you. Getting cheated on, it's brutal. We see it on Feedback Friday all the time. It's unsettling. It's so hurtful, and I can definitely appreciate why this is all confusing, especially after six years of being together. So to answer a couple of your questions right off the bat. Is sex addiction even a real diagnosis? Well, it's not in the DSM. So it's not a label that clinicians formally apply to patients right now, but many of the symptoms of what we call sex addiction, they show up under other labels in the DSM, and sometimes it's diagnosed as part of another mental health condition, like impulse control disorder or a behavioral addiction. But these labels are kind of constantly evolving from what I understand. Also, sex addiction can look very different in different people. It can consist of very different behaviors or patterns. It's highly idiosyncratic. So if your boyfriend struggles with it, he might struggle with it in a unique way, which doesn't make it not real, but it does make it a trickier label to consistently apply. Yes. In a nutshell, sex addiction is real. It can be treated and part of that treatment can and probably should be individual therapy. But whether that therapy is helpful, really depends on how your boyfriend engages with it, how he applies what he learns, whether he even wants to get better. Unfortunately, you don't really have much control over that. If he does have a sex addiction, which by the way, I really fall on the side of him saying that as sort of an excuse or to deflect some of the blame for his decisions, or who knows, maybe he really does have an addiction, but it's much more common than most people think. But either way, if he does have a true sex addiction, he'd be wise to look into Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous and start working that program. That community would be — it'd be extremely helpful for him. But again, that's largely his business. You know, Gabriel, if she caught him like watching porn all the time and he's like, "Okay, I have a sex addiction thing, that's why I have like porn in my dorm room. Porn movies here, or porn on my phone, porn on my computer, porn on my work computer." Then I'd be like, "Oh, this guy, you know, there's something going on here." Because, I'm sure we're going to get emails about this, I don't think all sex addicts are like, "I cheat on everybody that I date." Like maybe some of them stay with one person, but just use porn a ton. That's why I'm like, this is such deflection. It's like, "Oh, I'm a sex addict." Like, okay. But there's other people who have that and they like, if it's a compulsion, they do other stuff with it.
[00:18:27] Gabriel Mizrahi: Well, to your point a moment ago, it's a spectrum and it can look very different for different people. I mean, there are people who don't act out and are still sex addicts and they don't do a lot of the things that her boyfriend is doing, but they could still qualify for the program. I think it's extra curious that he's saying he's a sex addict if he hasn't sought out any kind of treatment. I mean, is he just plucking that out of thin air to, as you say, to deflect blame? Also, if he's only cheating on our friend here with one other person, which I don't know if that's true. There could be multiple.
[00:18:56] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah. That's the one person who got caught. Right.
[00:18:58] Gabriel Mizrahi: Right. But if it's only this one other person and he watches pornography maybe more than the average person, that makes this even more curious because then it's like, "Are you truly just saying you're a sex addict to get out of trouble in this instance, and to keep your girlfriend close because you're afraid of her breaking up with you?
[00:19:14] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah. I think that's very likely. Anyway, all that said, I'm a little confused by your questions. When you first reached out to us you shared some very concrete obstacles to you and your boyfriend getting closer. Those would be challenges for any couple. Now you've learned that he was carrying on with another woman, at least one other woman. If he has a sex addiction, who knows what else he's doing, plus the pornography, plus the excessive stimulation stuff. And that might be the reason he didn't want to commit to you or all of this taken together, is a reflection of the addiction, which itself is almost certainly a reflection of his own unresolved patterns, wounds, tendencies, et cetera, which is precisely what he needs to address if he wants to work on this. But given all this, I got to ask you, I know it's really hard to let go of a partner of six years, but why are you still fighting for this relationship? You're pushing him to stop talking to this other woman. You're saying he needs to go to therapy on his own with you. You're putting it on him to save your relationship, but I really feel that this crisis is a sign that you need to take a step back and ask yourself whether this relationship was right to begin with. Whether this guy is truly the right partner for you. There's so much in the way, and he's actively screwing it up.
[00:20:23] Gabriel Mizrahi: I could not agree more, Jordan. And I know that she knows that on some level. She said she feels stupid for sticking with an unfaithful partner. She said she has no clue what she's doing here. But I think on some important level, she does know what she needs to do. It's just so painful. Probably more painful than we're even getting from her letter, to come to terms with what her boyfriend has done here, how he's treated her, what he wants out of life, and to now really consider cutting ties. But on top of the pain of potentially losing her partner, I wonder if she's also feeling a little embarrassed right now. Embarrassed about sticking with him for six years when he wouldn't truly commit to her about tolerating his excuses for why they couldn't move forward, which now seem like they're definitely not the full story. About missing these signs that something wasn't quite right in their relationship, and I wonder if there were other ones she hasn't included. Maybe embarrassed about loving someone who didn't always honor those feelings, who probably lied about a lot of his feelings and hid a lot of stuff from her. So when she says, "I won't have my relationship held hostage by this other woman," when she says, "If you want to save our relationship, you need to go to therapy with me." And when she says, "I care about him, and I feel like our future's worth fighting for." I do wonder if what she's really saying is, "Please pick me. Please confirm for me that I really am the top priority in your life, that you really do love me, that you want to get better because to admit that I might not be your priority, that you don't feel the same way about me, or that these other relationships or this addiction are more powerful than the feelings you have for me and you can't treat me the way I deserve, all of that is just too devastating and it would confirm for me that I really should be embarrassed for investing the last six years in you." Look, that would be a wound that would be extremely difficult for anyone to bear. So my question is, do you really feel like the future you could have is worth fighting for? Or do you feel like you're so hurt and so vulnerable right now that your only option seems to be to double down on this relationship to avoid confronting that hurt?
[00:22:23] Jordan Harbinger: That's exactly right. This guy has shown her in so many ways that he's either unwilling or unable to have a healthy, respectful, reciprocal relationship with her. That's the bottom line. She didn't have the full story until recently, but in a variety of ways, she's sort of colluded with this guy in this limited relationship by accepting his reasons, at least as partly bogus reasons, for not moving forward together.
[00:22:46] Gabriel Mizrahi: Right.
[00:22:46] Jordan Harbinger: And to your point, in addition to being deeply hurt by him, she also feels that she's got egg on her face. And I get it, man. But when you have egg on your face, the answer can't be, "Well, let's stay together so I can pretend my face is not covered in egg." The answer has to be, "I need to take a step back and get some perspective on this relationship, and separate my hurt from your actions, from my expectations, and grieve this relationship and my hopes for that relationship." And then, and only then, to decide whether there's really a future here.
[00:23:15] Gabriel Mizrahi: Yes, that's exactly right.
[00:23:17] Jordan Harbinger: But if I can just be a total Lydia here, spoiler alert, I don't think there's a future here. Not a healthy one, not a respectful one, not anytime soon. This guy, he's got to do a ton of work on himself. Work that he owes himself first and foremost before he even considers how it intersects with you. And you would've to do a lot of growth and introspection yourself to figure out how you showed up in this relationship, what you want from a relationship, what you can reasonably expect from this guy. And at this stage, I'm just afraid my answer is not much. So rather than wondering how to rebuild trust with your boyfriend, your cheating, evasive commitment phobic, possibly sex addicted boyfriend, I would ask yourself a much more important question. What do I need right now? How can I help myself — find the healing and insight that I need to navigate all this? And what am I protecting in him and in myself by hoping to save this relationship? Answer those questions, and I know they're going to lead you to the right decision. And you can always revisit this down the road. It's an option, but for now, prioritize you. We're sending you a big hug and wishing you all the best. And just think, now you don't have to learn how to cook Ghormeh Sabzi now. You're off the hook.
[00:24:29] Gabriel Mizrahi: That's a good point.
[00:24:30] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah.
[00:24:30] Gabriel Mizrahi: That's a complicated recipe right there. So she's going to have so much more time on her hands.
[00:24:34] Jordan Harbinger: That's right. You're free. Free of those chains.
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[00:27:15] Now back to feedback Friday.
[00:27:19] Okay, what's next?
[00:27:21] Gabriel Mizrahi: Dear, Jordan and Gabe, I'm a 32-year-old American guy pursuing a career in international business focusing on US-China trade. I'm fluent in Mandarin, have extensive experience living and working in China, and recently completed an MBA program.
[00:27:35] Jordan Harbinger: That is incredible. Very cool. You're killing it, man. Fluent Mandarin is really hard. I don't even know what an MBA program's like. Definitely not as hard as becoming fluent in Mandarin, so I'll give you that.
[00:27:45] Gabriel Mizrahi: Now I work for an American company that was recently acquired by a Chinese group. I've climbed the corporate ladder relatively quickly and am viewed by many as a rising star in the organization. But I find it difficult to ignore the grim reality of China's economic trajectory and the fact that its government is a malignant force in the world. Despite claims that our new owner operates, quote-unquote, "independently" of the Chinese government, anybody with basic knowledge in the space knows that that is not the truth.
[00:28:13] Jordan Harbinger: For sure. All these companies have ties to the CCP, the Chinese Communist Party, in some form or another. You can't escape it. Some people think it's like a weird conspiracy theory, but it's not at all. By law, major Chinese companies have to have CCP oversight and/or personnel directly in the company, influencing things inside the company in order to operate. Yes, it's an American company, but if it's owned by a Chinese company, then the parent company is influenced by this. And yes, they would be instructed to do the same for their subsidiaries in the United States.
[00:28:44] Gabriel Mizrahi: Furthermore, as I've risen up, I've observed our owner exerting more influence in our company's day-to-day decision making, leading to outcomes that I believe are both financially suboptimal and also morally objectionable. Oh, suboptimal, huh? I see that NBA is really paying off.
[00:29:01] Jordan Harbinger: I do kind of love that word. I use it sometimes as in, "Sending me and my kids a cake with eight servings of espresso at 9:00 PM was a suboptimal decision on your part."
[00:29:11] Gabriel Mizrahi: Okay. Once again, I didn't send it to you at 9:00 PM You fed it to them at 9:00 PM so really that was a suboptimal move on your part.
[00:29:19] Jordan Harbinger: Fine. But you know, there was no warning on what kind of cake it was in advance, which is both suboptimal and morally objectionable.
[00:29:26] Gabriel Mizrahi: And perhaps negligence.
[00:29:27] Jordan Harbinger: Yes.
[00:29:28] Gabriel Mizrahi: So I guess I really am this — I'm the CCP of birthday cake, I guess.
[00:29:31] Jordan Harbinger: Yes.
[00:29:31] Gabriel Mizrahi: Just inflicting harm with every product I export to your home.
[00:29:34] Jordan Harbinger: You're the Mao Zedong of pastries. That's what is happening here.
[00:29:38] Gabriel Mizrahi: Noted. Fair enough. So he goes on, I've raised these concerns with several coworkers who generally agree with my assessment, but feel powerless to stop it.
[00:29:46] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah. Unfortunately, you probably are powerless to stop it. You can't change how Chinese companies operate. You can't take on CCP influence inside your company on your own. That's not going to happen.
[00:29:56] Gabriel Mizrahi: No way. There's no Erin Brockovich-ing your way out of this, I think.
[00:30:00] Jordan Harbinger: Not a chance.
[00:30:00] Gabriel Mizrahi: The result has been the most toxic work environment I have ever experienced in my career. Unfortunately, the skillset that got me to this point also means that I often the person selected to drive many of these projects. At this point, I feel like I should be enjoying the benefits of the hard work I've put in over the last decade. Instead, I find myself working nights and weekends in a high stress environment with little time for anything else. The heavy workload is bad for my physical health and my moral disagreements are taking a mental toll as well.
[00:30:29] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah, man, I hear you. And that second one, the mental/moral toll. Sometimes that's even harder than the 80-hour work weeks. I mean, you got to sleep at night. If you can't, well, you can't.
[00:30:39] Gabriel Mizrahi: I know on some level, I need to extricate myself in this position and find something else, but two things are preventing me from making a change. The first is financial. I paid for my MBA by taking out considerable loans, and I also accepted a large bonus that I would need to pay back in full if I leave the company within the next two years. My compensation should allow me to pay everything off in the next two years, but the cost to my health would be considerable. Moving to something else where my skills wouldn't be as relevant would almost certainly mean a decrease in income. The second reason is emotional. I've worked extraordinarily hard and made significant sacrifices to develop the skills to get to this point. Abandoning that now would feel like I wasted an entire decade of my life. How do I reconcile the broader moral objections of my work with my responsibility to ensure financial stability for myself moving forward? Signed, Sweating My Spot on the Bandwagon When It's Being Pulled By the Red Dragon.
[00:31:33] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah, great question, and quite a conundrum. So there are a few different strands to your story, so let's pick 'em apart a little. First off, as you know, no one is more grossed out in disapproving of the CCP than your uncle Jordan. I've done tons of episodes about China. I've talked about how to avoid Chinese goods on Feedback Friday. I've made it virtually impossible for myself to travel safely to China. And I always separate the Chinese people from the Chinese Communist Party. So calm down, if you're new to the show. I'm married to a nice Chinese, ethnically Chinese lady, so I totally get your moral qualms about working for a Chinese company. Share them. And if I were in your shoes, I'd be feeling the same way.
[00:32:09] Gabriel Mizrahi: Yeah. And I just got to say, especially because he is leading a lot of these projects now, right? He's not just a lowly cog in the wheel with zero power. He's pushing these projects forward and now he's the face of it. So yeah, the stakes are higher.
[00:32:21] Jordan Harbinger: For sure. It's a tough place to be. And I got to say, I admire him for staying connected to his values, his worldview. I mean, how many well-paid MBAs, do you know who are thinking about this stuff?
[00:32:31] Gabriel Mizrahi: Very few.
[00:32:31] Jordan Harbinger: How many Wharton grads making bank at like a hedge fund in Hong Kong or Stanford MBAs, consulting for Chevron or whatever. How many of them are going, "Should I really be making hundreds of thousands of dollars if I'm helping questionable companies get richer?" Very few. I would imagine. Or if they do feel that conflict, they just stuff it down because it's easier and you know, I can appreciate that too. Because this world is complicated, capitalism is crazy, and everybody has to make their money somehow. So I really get the bind that you're in. But as I've said on the show before, there's no way to participate in the global economic system of ours and not in some way contribute to suffering or corruption somewhere. China is so woven in to our system that it is virtually impossible to ignore. And like I said a while back, even if you deliberately avoid visiting China, which is a shame because it's an awesome place, you're still probably going to be flying on a plane with parts manufactured in like Guangzhou or whatever. So we all support China indirectly in some way, and that's just the unfortunate reality of our world. It's okay to support Chinese people, Chinese industry. The problem is that the CCP. That's it. Now obviously, you're serving this company and China more directly in virtue of your role. So I get why that turns the heat up a little bit. But my stance is, you need to balance your healthy moral objections with your responsibility to yourself. If what you're saying about your career prospects is true, although I want to come back to that in a moment, then leaving this job would mean exposing yourself to some pretty significant risk on these loans, giving up this big bonus, which I assume amounts — let's say it's like 200 grand or something crazy. That's nothing to sneeze at. If you stay for two more years, which in the grand scheme of things isn't that long, although I know it probably feels like an eternity, you could climb out of the debt, which is also extremely important. I'd hate for that to be an albatross around your neck for like the next decade or two, maybe even longer, as it is for a lot of people. Student loans are no joke. That could constrain your options. It could create a psychological burden. It could lead you to other dubious ethical choices in order to pay it off. So climbing out of the debt is really key. That said, I do think it's worth looking at other jobs just to see what's out there. See if you really can't find a way to move out of this company without compromising yourself. Obviously, the best way to do that is just to keep investing in your relationships, which is hands down the best way to job hunt. And I won't bang on about that here. That's why we got sixminutenetworking.com in the first place. The reason I want you to do this is first, I'm hearing a little bit of rigidity in your letter. A little bit of like, "Oh, this is just the way it is, and I'm basically stuck." that kind of mindset. I want to challenge that. You're saying that moving to another company where my skills won't be as relevant would almost certainly mean a decrease in income. Hey, maybe you're right. You know your industry better than I do, of course, but who says your skills wouldn't be as relevant elsewhere, maybe even more relevant? Even if they're very different in your next job. Who says that working in a Chinese zone company and speaking Mandarin and all the incredible expertise you've developed, who says that won't be incredibly valuable to the right company? I mean, you could end up working for a company that wants to pull their stuff out of China and start manufacturing in India or whatever. I'm making this example up, but you see what I'm getting at. And they need the help of somebody who speaks Chinese and can wind down the contracts and relationships, apply what they've learned in China to the new market. You could end up working for a company that does business in Europe where you have to interact with a lot of Chinese partners, and hell, you could end up working for a trade group or a think tank that studies corruption and government ties in China. And again, I'm totally making this stuff up. You could suddenly find yourself using all your quote-unquote, "corrupt experience" for good. I would look at some of these assumptions you have about your job search and see if they're a hundred percent true. I mean, I can't even go to China and I'm never going to have a real job because I'm a podcaster and I'm still learning Mandarin all the time and I talk — so it's like I don't see that stuff as irrelevant. I don't know why you would.
[00:36:18] Gabriel Mizrahi: It's such a good point. And that is something that I picked up in his letter. There is a little bit of like, "No matter where I turn, I lose. and I'm kind of stuck here.' And I think that's very natural to fall into that mindset, especially by the way, if you're working a ton, you're sleep deprived, you're not inspired, you're demoralized. I mean, those are not optimal. Those are suboptimal conditions for having the excitement and the inspiration to really think openly about all the possibilities. So yeah, you might be right that you would take a step back or down if you left. You know, we're not arguing with you there. Although, even the idea that taking a step back or down is definitely the wrong move is also an interesting assumption. It's another assumption worth investigating. But that doesn't mean that there isn't some great position waiting for you out there to Jordan's point that draws on these skills in a way that you haven't thought about yet and possibly pays you just as well, or comparably. Or that you couldn't create a job like that for yourself with the right relationships, which by the way is another reason that I do think your relationship building is going to be so important, especially for somebody in your shoes who's looking to make a change. Even your desire to keep making good money, I would invite you to look for some flexibility there too. Like Jordan said, we would love, love for you to pay off your student loan debt. Hang on to that great bonus. But also, would you be willing to take a slightly lower salary in order to extricate yourself from this company that you can't stand from the sound of it? Now, how much is that freedom worth to you? Could you do right by your morals and still take care of yourself within some reasonable degree? Even this idea you mentioned that abandoning your role would feel like you wasted an entire decade of your life. I want to ask, is that true? I mean, is that really true? Would the last decade be a true waste or would it just be a really interesting and useful chapter that you capitalize and build on in all sorts of cool ways? I think even the word "abandoning" is so interesting. I mean, that word is laden with so many assumptions and judgments about what you would be saying about your career if you decided to make a change. So I would unpack that too. But again, your options are only going to get better by not being quite so binary about all of this.
[00:38:19] Jordan Harbinger: Yes, that rigid type of thinking is very tempting and we hear it a lot in letters that are about whether to pursue path A or path B. That's when your brain starts going, "Okay, I can either have all this great stuff or all that great stuff, but I can't have both, or I can't get out of this bind, so I guess I just have to make peace with suffering." so my advice, and maybe you'll think this is a little spineless of me given all my big talk about China, but hear me out. My advice is to consider staying put for two years. Keep investing in your relationships. Keep looking for great roles elsewhere, and find healthy ways to manage the physical and ethical burnout. This is not forever. It doesn't have to be forever. You're not a monster for taking care of yourself while you plot your escape, and who knows? Maybe in six months, you connect with somebody who hooks you up with an incredible job that checks most of your boxes. Or you finish up these two years, you make them about getting as much experience as possible, and in 18 months you begin hunting for a job that doesn't suck your soul, or dump nuclear waste into the ocean with reckless abandon or whatever it is. You don't know how this will play out, which might be part of what's so stressful about all this. Yet another meaningful aspect of your mindset that I'd encourage you to unpack.
[00:39:27] Gabriel Mizrahi: Yes. But listen, if you do decide to stay for two more years, which is a perfectly valid option, I would definitely encourage you to find some ways of coping with this job just a little bit better. You know, maybe that means —
[00:39:36] Jordan Harbinger: Drinking more.
[00:39:37] Gabriel Mizrahi: Just to go out and get freaking hammered, honestly. That's the solution. Maybe that means being more disciplined, not about the alcohol, but a little bit more disciplined around your time and your job, a little more efficient. Can you carve out a little more time for yourself? Can you exercise a few days a week? Can you see friends and talk about this? Can you say to your company, "Hey, I need two weeks off in November. I need to step away and take care of myself." You know, go enjoy your paycheck a little bit, not feel quite so boxed into this job that's wearing you down. Maybe it means not striving to be perfect in every regard for a company whose values you are not crazy about. You know, maybe you give 85, 90 percent instead of a hundred, 110 percent, and that's the freedom that you need. Maybe it also means forgiving yourself for not being ethically perfect all of the time. I do get the sense that some of your stress here is tied to your sense of justice, and I really admire that. But again, like Jordan said, we live in a complicated world. Nobody can be blameless in this system. We can only do our best. And I do wonder if you need to give yourself just a little grace for working with this company right now. You're not a super villain for doing interesting work in an interesting part of the world. Until you rose up, you weren't even the face of these projects. You weren't initiating them. You didn't push the company to sell to a Chinese owner. You're not yucking it up with CCP members at karaoke bars in Beijing. You're not designing corrupt bribery schemes to keep the company afloat while you make the finger pyramid of evil contemplation like Mr. Burns in the Simpsons or whatever.
[00:41:03] Jordan Harbinger: "But I traded all for just a little more."
[00:41:06] Gabriel Mizrahi: Exactly. Like you're just a really accomplished person doing his best in a morally flawed world. And by the way, who's already in the process of trying to do better by contemplating other options, which I think is a huge first step.
[00:41:19] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah, I totally agree, Gabe. So give yourself a little more grace. Plant a couple seeds every week in terms of your plans, your skills, your relationships, nurture the seeds and let them take care of you. If you truly want to leave this company, I'm very confident that you will. And with the right mindset and habits, I know it'll happen in a way that doesn't compromise you and only leads you to greener and more ethically appealing pastures. Gabe, I applaud this guy for even caring about that. Because I'm trying to think like, if I was 30 something years old and I was crushing it at some company and they got taken over by a Chinese company and they were like, "Dump the plastic," it'd be so easy for me to rationalize like, "But every company in our industry is dumping the plastic and if I leave, they're still going to dump the plastic. So what's the difference?"
[00:41:58] Gabriel Mizrahi: Right.
[00:41:58] Jordan Harbinger: And I'm sort of sympathetic to that. Even though half of the episodes of this show over the last decade or whatever, I've been like, "Look at this thing that we're doing to the planet, or look at what China's doing or whatever." So, you know, I get it. And I think it's great that he's planning his exit. But no, I don't think he has to blow up his life and give his quarter million dollar bonus check back in order to like be cleansed from this.
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[00:42:44] Okay, what's next?
[00:42:45] Gabriel Mizrahi: Dear, Jordan and Gabe, I'm 42 years old and I'm currently married to my second husband who is 44. When we first started dating, I never noticed any strange behavior from him. Then we moved in together and he kept asking me where things are or belong in our house. At first, it made sense because I like my kitchen organized in a particular way, but it's been five years and he still asks me stupid questions like, "Where do these mixing bowls go?" Once while holding a bottle of fingernail polish, he asked me, "Is this fingernail polish?"
[00:43:16] Jordan Harbinger: So this is kind of funny. Poor guy's trying to clean up the kitchen and he is like, "Where does this go?" and she's like, "You're a moron." No. But look, I can see this also being, well, it's annoying, but it's also borderline weird. How do you not know? You don't know what this is? Is this like, he doesn't know how to make conversations, so he is like, "Hey, is this a remote for the tv?"
[00:43:32] Gabriel Mizrahi: Yeah. It's so strange. There's got to be something else. I just picture him at dinner, like holding up the fork, "Is this a fork?" It's like, yeah.
[00:43:38] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah. "What do I use? What does this thing do?"
[00:43:39] Gabriel Mizrahi: When I say things like, "You should know where they go. They've been in the same place for four years." He gets defensive. In the fingernail polish incident, I just stared at him blankly, then got annoyed and asked if he could read.
[00:43:51] Jordan Harbinger: That's mean.
[00:43:51] Gabriel Mizrahi: He claims he's just clarifying or asking to be sure. He lacks the ability to come to a solution based on context clues. When I try to point the clues out, he tosses his hands up and says, "Well, I don't see it that way." he also lacks critical thinking skills and can't come to an opinion he isn't told by his parents or his church. Every time I try to show him proof of something, he refuses to even hear it. And he won't read anything because he quote-unquote, "Doesn't like to read."
[00:44:17] Jordan Harbinger: Okay, well that one's harder to forgive, obviously.
[00:44:20] Gabriel Mizrahi: The household chores end up primarily falling on me or our kids because quote, "We just do it better," unquote, or because I get mad when he messes them up. I don't dare send him to the grocery store without a list. And if I want something specific, I have to send him a picture, and he still often buys the wrong items. He can't cook. He overcooks or under cooks nearly everything, so dinners are always my job and I'm exhausted. I work 40 hours a week with a two hour commute. This morning, he had a red line on his arm from sleeping. He stopped me on my way out the door to ask me if he was okay or if it was quote unquote, "something serious." I feel dumber for being married to him.
[00:44:58] Jordan Harbinger: This is brutal. This is really bad. This guy's really, really thick, and I don't mean T-H-I-C-C. I mean, can't let him out of the house without a harness. Like, "Oh my God, what do you think? Do you, is this serious?" You pushed a pillow against it for three hours, it's going to go away in literally like two minute. What are you talking about? And is this nail polish? It says nail polish on the bottle.
[00:45:20] Gabriel Mizrahi: But then his upbringing was rough.
[00:45:23] Jordan Harbinger: Okay.
[00:45:23] Gabriel Mizrahi: His family aren't the sharpest tools in the shed. His mom and brother are bipolar, and his dad and youngest brother are just kind of dense. They can't understand anything subtle. Everything has to be spelled out for them to understand a topic. His parents and brothers are supporters of a questionable political movement, and even when presented with alternative evidence of any kind, their opinion still equals facts to them.
[00:45:47] Jordan Harbinger: Oh gosh. I think we all kind of know people like this. Certainly we've seen them online.
[00:45:51] Gabriel Mizrahi: Out of the five of them, my husband is the smartest, but that's not saying much.
[00:45:56] Jordan Harbinger: No, this poor guy.
[00:45:57] Gabriel Mizrahi: I'm now at a point of no return. I feel like I'm losing my mind. My only hesitation about divorcing is that I can't afford to live on my own. I would have to stay in this area until my youngest graduates high school in two years in order to share custody. And I do love my husband when he's not being a complete moron, but that seems to be fading fast, and I don't know if my feelings can be rekindled. Am I losing my mind here? What would you do? Signed, Watching My Marriage Corrode Because My Husband's a Few Bricks Short of a Full Load.
[00:46:28] Jordan Harbinger: Well, okay. You're annoyed and resentful and at the end of your rope, and I get it. If this were my spouse, let's just say I wouldn't be able to bite my tongue nearly as much as you are. I mean, if my spouse asked me whether a sleeping line was a possible fatal diagnosis, I don't know what I'd do. The moment my spouse says, "I don't like to read," I'm out. Come on, man.
[00:46:47] Gabriel Mizrahi: Yeah. Although I'm a little confused. Wouldn't this have come up somehow before getting married?
[00:46:52] Jordan Harbinger: I mean, that's my first question. How did none of this come up before they got together? I know she said she only discovered this all when they moved in together, but like you can still break up at that point, right? Or has it just gotten worse over the years? It almost sounds like he's got dementia or something, but not even that.
[00:47:06] Gabriel Mizrahi: It's so severe that it makes me wonder if there's something that neither of them is considering.
[00:47:11] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah.
[00:47:11] Gabriel Mizrahi: Yeah. Does he have dementia? I mean, he's 44, so very unlikely. I also do wonder if he might be somewhere on the spectrum, possibly just in terms of not being able to read certain social cues or, I don't know, be sensitive to certain details. But what she's describing is not. This is above and beyond what sounds like autism or anything related to it.
[00:47:31] Jordan Harbinger: Well, it's like, it could be like that plus super low iq.
[00:47:34] Gabriel Mizrahi: It's possible.
[00:47:35] Jordan Harbinger: Like we all know a lot of really smart autistic people, right? And there's a lot of famously smart autistic people. So just as there are very smart autistic people, there's probably like really dumb autistic people.
[00:47:44] Gabriel Mizrahi: Right.
[00:47:45] Jordan Harbinger: They still suffer from the same sort of basket of consequences as people who are suffering with low IQ and also have autism symptoms, right?
[00:47:52] Gabriel Mizrahi: But then does that describe all of his siblings and his parents like it's —
[00:47:57] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah, that's true.
[00:47:57] Gabriel Mizrahi: This seems to run in the family, unfortunately.
[00:47:59] Jordan Harbinger: It's like lead poisoning or something.
[00:48:00] Gabriel Mizrahi: That's another option. I mean, it's all on the table. I do wonder if he hid some of his stupid from her, or did she discount the signs early on.
[00:48:08] Jordan Harbinger: Can a stupid person be like, "You know what I'm going to do? Not sure how dumb I am."
[00:48:13] Gabriel Mizrahi: Good point.
[00:48:13] Jordan Harbinger: So she must have discounted the signs. Maybe she rationalized it like, "I don't need him to be some sort of great thinker. He's solid, he's sweet, he's responsible."
[00:48:21] Gabriel Mizrahi: Right. But then she sends him to Ralph's for bread and he comes home with Windex and she's like, "Dude, what is wrong with you?"
[00:48:27] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah, that would drive me up the wall and I completely understand why she's at the end of a row. I don't mean to be cruel because I know this guy comes from a like, what's the polite way to put it? A challenging family. I mean, not that I need to be—
[00:48:38] Gabriel Mizrahi: Challenging or challenged?
[00:48:40] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah, exactly. Like both. And it's hard to know what's going on there. Like we said, is it willfully ignorant? Is it low iq? Are they steeped in dogma? Are they brainwashed? Were they not educated well? Is there paint chips that they fed on early in the game?
[00:48:54] Gabriel Mizrahi: God, all of the above, I think, possibly. Plus, clearly some mental health stuff, which is another interesting layer to his personal history.
[00:49:02] Jordan Harbinger: It's really sad, and I know we're having a bit of a laugh here, but this guy's family, man. He was just not set up well by these people.
[00:49:08] Gabriel Mizrahi: And who knows? Maybe having a bipolar parent and a bipolar sibling, maybe that left a mark on him that has nothing to do with raw smarts. I mean, if their house was very chaotic growing up, if his relationship with his mother was complicated, he almost certainly has some trauma, and we know that trauma can shape the brain physically. It affects development. It can make it hard to do things like understand certain concepts or concentrating, sometimes make a person kind of spacey or forgetful. Or it can also even make them fearful of information and experiences if those sources are threatening or destabilizing to the person. All of which do sound like qualities in her husband.
[00:49:46] Jordan Harbinger: Well, good point. All of these things that drive her nuts, which I completely understand, could they actually be trauma symptoms? Maybe. I don't know.
[00:49:54] Gabriel Mizrahi: In which case, it might not be quite as simple as, "My husband is an idiot." I mean, he might be, but he might also be conditioned in ways that even he doesn't realize.
[00:50:02] Jordan Harbinger: What's hard though is he's just not making any of this easier at all.
[00:50:05] Gabriel Mizrahi: Right. He's not writing down lists to stay on top of stuff. He's not trying to read more. He's not even watching YouTube videos, right?
[00:50:12] Jordan Harbinger: No.
[00:50:12] Gabriel Mizrahi: Like he's not, I mean, not the ones that, he's not seeking out new information, is my point. And he's not open to having certain conversations. He's not talking to a therapist about why he's like this. He's not really doing anything.
[00:50:22] Jordan Harbinger: That's what's so maddening about all this. He's just bumbling through life, staying safe at his little cocoon, outsourcing more and more responsibility to her and the kids, deliberately closing himself off from new information. And she's over here like, "Can you even try to work on this?" So are you losing your mind? No. Your husband is making life for you and your family more difficult. That is objectively annoying and you have concrete reasons for being mad at him. At the same time though, you say you still do love your husband when he's not being a complete moron. So there's still love there. It does sound like he's a decent guy in some ways.
[00:50:54] Gabriel Mizrahi: Right. But then she also said that her love seems to be fading fast and she doesn't know if her feelings can be rekindled. So, can you come back from that?
[00:51:01] Jordan Harbinger: Right. So they're kind of reaching a point of no return. Honestly, I hate to say this because I do have some empathy for this guy, but if your husband is driving you up the wall on a regular basis, if his personality is making you fall out of love with him and he refuses to work on this in any way, to even have a conversation about it that leads to some meaningful change, then I just don't know how happy and well functioning your marriage is going to be. If you're constantly snapping at him, if you're always irritated, if you and the kids are always stressed, I'm afraid that this marriage is going to make for some — it's going to be a difficult home.
[00:51:32] Gabriel Mizrahi: I'm afraid I agree. But a lot of this depends on your expectations for your husband. If you can learn to let go of the expectation that he'll pitch in and that he'll be able to do what he says he is going to do, and that he'll have certain conversations with you, that he will pick up a book once in a while, that he will be open to new ideas, what else? I mean, he'll remember where the frigging salad tongs go after five years of marriage. You know, all of that. Basically, if you give up the need for your husband to be useful and rational and curious in any way, basically, then maybe this can work. And then you'll just be married to this guy who, and I'm really not trying to be funny anymore. I'm just calling it how it is. A guy who's kind of bumbling and limited and I guess sort of hopeless, but maybe he's sweet and he's kind, and he has these other great qualities, which you didn't really mention in your letter, but which I really hope exist. So I think our non-answer, answer might be that this kind of comes down to you now. What you want, what you need, what you can live with, and also what kind of marriage and home this dynamic with your husband is creating.
[00:52:30] Jordan Harbinger: Exactly. That's the question she really has to sit with now. And whether these practical concerns like the money issue and staying in the area until their youngest graduates, whether those are truly obstacles to separating or whether they're just the things she needs to sort out. Hard for us to know.
[00:52:44] Gabriel Mizrahi: Right.
[00:52:44] Jordan Harbinger: I don't see why they can't be peaceful and loving co-parents though, if they were separated.
[00:52:48] Gabriel Mizrahi: Right. But then, is her husband going to be even worse in that situation, right? Is she going to say like, "Hey, can you pick up the kids from soccer today?" And he calls her two hours later like, I'm at laser tag. I can't find them. Where are they?"
[00:52:59]
[00:52:59] Jordan Harbinger: Good point. They're living together, she can keep 'em in check. But if this guy can't help manage the family now, how the hell is he going to be able to manage the logistics of a divorced household?
[00:53:08] Gabriel Mizrahi: That's so complicated.
[00:53:09] Jordan Harbinger: That's very tricky. And I bet it'll continue to drive her up the wall and she'll have less leverage, right? Like if they're married, she can be like, "You need to do this." But if their divorce is going to be like, "You can't tell me what to do," right? And he is just going to be even more of an off the chain idiot. So I'm not trying to talk you into staying necessarily, but that is something you might want to prepare for. And I'm sorry your husband is like this. I really do feel bad for the guy, but I also feel really bad for you and the kids — not an easy partner or father to have. And I wonder about how his psychology might rub off on everyone in the house. But I'm glad you have your head screwed on straight, and I hope your kids take more after you than their dad in many ways. So, good luck.
[00:53:46] Gabriel Mizrahi: You know, just one other idea that just occurred. I would maybe try to get your husband to see a neurologist and/or a psychiatrist and just do some basic tests and see if there's anything that might explain this. I mean, did he like have a traumatic brain injury that never got addressed? Does he have a psychiatric issue that is undiagnosed that would explain some of this? I mean, there's something going on here and yeah, seeing a doctor would be a huge help.
[00:54:08] Jordan Harbinger: And make sure you drive him to the appointment because if you tell him to go on his own, he is going to end up at Chuck E. Cheese or something. One state over.
[00:54:16] Gabriel Mizrahi: One state over. Yeah. Good idea. No GPS for this man.
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[00:56:59] Gabriel Mizrahi: Dear Jordan and Gabe, my husband and I do not have any contact with my parents. My mom likely has narcissistic personality disorder and borderline personality disorder. She was verbally, emotionally, and spiritually abusive to all of the eight children in my family and physically abusive to many. My parents also allowed sexual abuse in my home and went so far as to obstruct a police investigation when that sexual abuse was finally reported, which I can corroborate with police reports.
[00:57:29] Jordan Harbinger: Wow, that is awful. I am so sorry you went through all this. These sound like extremely difficult parents to have.
[00:57:36] Gabriel Mizrahi: But I've never personally pressed any charges against my parents, nor have I requested a restraining order or any other legal interventions. Obviously, we are not designating my parents as guardians for our children in our will.
[00:57:49] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah, no kidding. Well, that makes sense.
[00:57:51] Gabriel Mizrahi: But I worry that my mom's charisma, skillful manipulation, and pathological lying will enable her to persuade our children's hypothetical future guardians to allow them to resume contact with my children in the event that my husband and I ever die before our kids turn 18. Aside from designating guardians in our will, is there any other legal verbiage we can insert to create guardrails against my parents being able to reestablish contact with my children if we're no longer around to protect them? Is there a particular type of attorney we should consult about this? Signed, Crossing My T's and Dotting My I's in the Unlikely Event of an Untimely Demise.
[00:58:29] Jordan Harbinger: Oh, this is a good question. The thought of these parents getting back in touch with your kids and potentially hurting them too, that's got to keep you guys up at night. I get it. We wanted to run all this by an expert, so we reached out to Jordan Richards, an experienced trust, and estate attorney and the judge of probate for the Litchfield Hills Probate Court in Connecticut. And Jordan, great name by the way. He had a similar response to your story that you've gone through, what sounds like a terrible ordeal. We all really feel for you and your family. So first off, Jordan confirmed that nominating a guardian for your children, that is crucial to protect them from your parents. So a very quick legal crash course here. In general, a guardian is an adult who has the legal right and duty to take care of a minor. This person is authorized to take physical control of a minor. They have broad authority to make decisions about what's best for them. Parents are joint guardians of their children. If one parent passes away, the surviving parent becomes the sole guardian. If both parents passed, their children would be without illegal guardian. But parents can nominate what's called a testamentary guardian. Somebody who would become guardian of the minor child in the event that that ever happens. Jordan explained to us that that's usually accomplished with language in your last will and testament, and oftentimes the nomination has to be confirmed by a court. A testamentary guardian nominated that way, is then generally presumed to be the right person for the job. And apparently, it's pretty difficult to challenge that appointment, which is why Jordan believes — it's weird. It's like I'm talking about myself and the third person. Which is why Jordan believes that you want to carefully consider that decision. Obviously, you want to choose somebody who would be a great parent-like figure. But Jordan also recommends that you choose somebody who's familiar with your family history. Someone who understands that your children must be protected from their grandparents. Because as he put it, having a guardian in place will be of no value if this person is somehow later convinced by your parents to allow access to your children. Now, this situation does have the potential to get ugly confrontational, so, Jordan would also recommend that any nominated guardian be somebody who's assertive, who's able to vigorously advocate for your kids. And again, you don't want to nominate somebody who could be brow beaten into allowing contact with your kids by their grandparents because they barrage them with phone calls or something, or got in their head and rewrote the history of what happened. Jordan would also encourage you to write a letter to be kept with your last will and testament that details your family history and your wishes about excluding your parents from having access to your children. The primary goal of this letter is to communicate to whoever becomes guardian, just how important it is that they keep your parents away from the minors. But Jordan said it could also be significant and helpful if there's any litigation about guardianship or anything like that. If anything ever happened to the guardian, they needed to be replaced. By the way, this letter would also be helpful in explaining the situation to your children when they're old enough to understand, "Why couldn't we have a relationship with the grandparents? What's up with grandma and grandma?" And a little pro tip here. I would include copies of the police reports with the letter. Jordan said that would almost certainly be inadmissible in court, so they wouldn't have a significant impact on any potential litigation, but they could add credibility and gravitas to the letter about your family's history. So yes, definitely talk to an attorney. And by the way, I have a great estate attorney in California. If anybody needs a California estate attorney, definitely hit me up. I am happy to refer you.
[01:01:42] Gabriel Mizrahi: All super sound advice. Now, what we've been talking about so far is how to legally protect your children from ending up with their grandparents, but none of this would totally prevent them from, for example, writing your kids a letter or knocking at the door or finding them at school, or crashing a family barbecue or anything like that. Your parents could still attempt contact even if they can't get legal guardianship, which kind of leaves the realm of the law and becomes something more informal and ambiguous. So we quickly ran this by another lawyer friend of ours, and he said that if you want to help prevent any contact whatsoever, you could consider getting a protective order against your parents and/or what's called a civil harassment restraining order in certain states. But these CHROs, as they're known, can be quite hard to get. And Jordan said, our lawyer friend Jordan, not Jordan Harbinger, said that in his jurisdiction, CHROs are pretty limited, both in terms of the scope of who qualifies for relief and also in terms of how long the restraining order stays in place. So generally, CHROs are for a situation where there's an imminent possibility of harm or stalking or a pattern of threatening physical behavior or that kind of stuff. And it's rare for a restraining order to continue for more than a year. But this really depends on what your parents are doing. If they're threatening to come and grab the kids from school or something like that, then Jordan said you should explore this option. But then if the court doesn't grant you one, then your parents might vilify you even more. They could cry victim, paint themselves as you know, the woe be gone, loving grandparents who have been alienated from their grandchildren, yada, yada, yada. Although I don't think that that would be much of a surprise to you and it probably wouldn't change things all that much, which is why, and our other attorney friends view, it's often better to just use common sense and avoid the other party as much as you can without a proactive visit to the court.
[01:03:29] Jordan Harbinger: I tend to agree, and I get why our friend here might want to exhaust every legal option, but it's also possible to over-engineer a situation.
[01:03:37] Gabriel Mizrahi: Right.
[01:03:37] Jordan Harbinger: Or you end up kicking the hornet's nest when it isn't necessary. Jordan's last thought for you beyond nominating a guardian, definitely consider a well-prepared estate plan. That would set up a trust to hold any inheritance that your kids would receive until they reach a certain age. They can handle the money without assistance. That's what I've done for my own children. Almost always a good idea to protect a child from mismanaging an inheritance. You don't want a 15-year-old inheriting a million dollars. That's just not a good idea. And while the money's being held for them, it can also be used to pay reasonable expenses such as school and living costs. But in this situation, Jordan said a trust is even more important because it could also pay expenses related to a custody or a visitation lawsuit brought by your parents. That way, the guardian would be able to hire an attorney and defend against a malicious lawsuit, which is another way you could protect them. The last thing I want to say is, given what your parents did to you, I totally understand why all this keeps you up at night. But I also want to remind you that the likelihood of you and your husband both dying before your kids are adults. I mean, statistically, it's just very unlikely. So I would hate for you to obsess about the outcome more than is absolutely necessary. Channel this fear into finding a good attorney. Let them take good care of you. Trust that all the legal stuff is in place to protect your kids. And then just remind yourself that you'll have done all you can on the legal front. Certainly the most important part. And if you, for some reason, can't turn this fear off, like if it's dominating your life or it's making it hard to function in some way, then I would consider talking to a therapist and working through the underlying anxiety. I'll say, this makes sense, man. When I was doing my will, I was like, "Wow, I'm thinking about my death a lot." It doesn't feel good. But you have to realize, you're imagining a very remote worst case scenario. And I just want to acknowledge that you might be letting this very legitimate fear get the best of you. Every time Jen and I go on vacation, she's like, "What if the plane blows up and we all die?" And I'm like, "When has that ever happened?" And she's like, "Maybe we should take separate flights from her." You know, her brother who's our guardian. "Maybe we should take separate flights. Becausee if that happened, then what?" And I'm like, "Okay, really? Come on."
[01:05:39] Gabriel Mizrahi: Yeah. But I think, I mean, I'm not a parent, so I can't imagine, but I think when you're a parent, your brain gets different. And if you have parents like these, it's even —
[01:05:46] Jordan Harbinger: Right.
[01:05:47] Gabriel Mizrahi: Yeah, I can understand. But you're right. They cannot let this fear get the better of them. I also just want to throw in. I think it would be really helpful to talk to your kids about their grandparents when the time is right. If anything ever did happen to you and your husband, it's important to make sure that your kids understand why their grandparents are dangerous. So if they ever had to, they would be empowered to say, "Yeah, no. Mom and dad talked to us about this. Grandma and grandpa are not safe people. We read mom and dad's letter, we had these chats with them, we saw the police report, so we got to stay away." And you know, you can do that in stages, depending on their capacity for this conversation. I get the sense that your kids are still relatively young, but as they become teenagers, and you could do this in phases, you can start to share a little bit more over the years until they're 16, 17 maybe, when they can handle the all of the difficult facts. You tell them the full story, you show them the letter, you show them the police reports. But since the legal side of things cannot completely prevent your parents from trying to reestablish contact ever, my feeling is that the best protection for your kids is ultimately going to be information.
[01:06:43] Jordan Harbinger: Totally agree, Gabe. Again, I'm so sorry you had this childhood. It is awful. But it sounds like you're doing a great job looking out for your kids here. So go book the appointment. Rest assured you're going to be doing all you can to protect him. Please keep taking care of yourself too.
[01:06:55] Big thanks to Jordan Richards for his wisdom and experience here. Jordan serves clients throughout the state of Connecticut. His practice concentrates on estate planning, probate and trust administration, and public benefits qualification, and he's particularly interested in representing senior citizens, individuals with disabilities and their families. You can learn more about him and his practice at richardselderlaw.com or connect with them on LinkedIn. We'll link to both of those in the show notes.
[01:07:19] All right, what's next?
[01:07:20] Gabriel Mizrahi: Hey guys, A few months ago on episode 941, you mentioned that you knew a guy who sold these pills that would reconstruct your DNA so that you would make more money.
[01:07:31] Jordan Harbinger: Right. Carl, the weird life coach. The culty scammer dude in LA.
[01:07:35] Gabriel Mizrahi: Yes. The guy who was a famous UFO whistleblower.
[01:07:38] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah.
[01:07:38] Gabriel Mizrahi: And put people on, what was it? Roller skates?
[01:07:40] Jordan Harbinger: It was roller skates.
[01:07:41] Gabriel Mizrahi: To show them where they needed to improve in their life and all that.
[01:07:43] Jordan Harbinger: It was like, "Oh, you're unbalanced." It's like, well, you did put me on roller skates and then kick one of my legs out from underneath me, but okay.
[01:07:50] Gabriel Mizrahi: So he goes on, you said it cost eight to $10,000 for the money DNA pills, but would you sell half a pack or a dose for 2000 or 3000 bucks?
[01:08:01] Jordan Harbinger: Is this real?
[01:08:03] Gabriel Mizrahi: So I think it's for real. I think this letter is real.
[01:08:05] Jordan Harbinger: This guy's asking us to hook him up with scammy Carl's fake DNA altering money pills?
[01:08:10] Gabriel Mizrahi: Apparently.
[01:08:10] Jordan Harbinger: It's funny because I think about this stuff all the time because it's so ridiculous. This can't be real. First of all, when his whistleblower, his UFO whistleblower story was that he was a copy machine repairman and they called him to the Pentagon because something was stuck in the machine. And when he opened it, it was like, "There's a moon base plan in the copy machine."
[01:08:26] Gabriel Mizrahi: Mm-hmm.
[01:08:26] Jordan Harbinger: I'm like, and they called your minimum wage ass into the Pentagon with no security clearance to pull this paper out of the machine? Gimme a break. Oh god. I'm having a coughing attack because it's such a dumb story. I'm allergic to that much bullsh*t at once. Good Lord. I'm like, anybody who believes this guy is a moron, but okay.
[01:08:48] Gabriel Mizrahi: I've read this email like six times and I'm pretty sure it's real. Let me just finish the letter and then you can decide if it's real.
[01:08:54] Jordan Harbinger: Okay.
[01:08:54] Gabriel Mizrahi: I'm very interested in these pills and I really think they would help with turning my business around. I've used something similar in the past and it worked wonders, but couldn't get them again, couldn't even find where to get them. So when I heard you mention it, let me know or maybe we can make some sort of deal for them. Looking forward to hearing back from you. Signed, Looking For A Script To Make My Knot Thick.
[01:09:17] Jordan Harbinger: Stop it. My gosh. This is the ethical thing all over again, from the guy who works for the Chinese company. Because I got creatine pills in the kitchen, and as far as you know, those alter your DNA so you can make more money. And $3,000, I mean, that's not bad.
[01:09:30] Gabriel Mizrahi: I wonder if this is the husband from question three writing in.
[01:09:34] Jordan Harbinger: That would explain a lot. The dude who doesn't know what nail polish is, doesn't like to read. He'd probably love some DNA changing money pills. I can't even imagine how that dude is performing at work.
[01:09:43] Gabriel Mizrahi: Oh my God.
[01:09:43] Jordan Harbinger: By the way, to make my knot thick. Is that like a money idiom from hip hop culture? Like increase your stacks?
[01:09:49] Gabriel Mizrahi: Yep, exactly. Like a fat knot is a thick roll of bills, right?
[01:09:52] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah.
[01:09:52] Gabriel Mizrahi: Like that's what I've learned from Lil Wayne, anyway. He has a song where he talks about how is knot is thick, and he does not mean T-H-I-C-C. Actually he does mean T-H-I-C-C, but he doesn't spell it that way.
[01:10:03] Jordan Harbinger: Ah, yes. Lil Wayne, our patron saint of personal finance.
[01:10:07] Gabriel Mizrahi: That's the one and only.
[01:10:08] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah, he wears a hundred thousand dollars watch. I honestly, I think Lil Wayne could teach our friend here more than we ever could, given his objective here.
[01:10:14] Gabriel Mizrahi: Possibly.
[01:10:14] Jordan Harbinger: I don't quite know what to say. I'm a little gobsmacked. And yeah, unfortunately, this email does sound real. So first of all, I don't mean to quibble here, but if I recall correctly, each pill was $3,000. So you're already getting the price sheet on shady life coach, Carl's DNA money pills wrong, my guy. And that is worrisome.
[01:10:30] Gabriel Mizrahi: I know. At the very least, you should know how much money you're about to waste on fake money pills.
[01:10:34] Jordan Harbinger: Just as a matter of basic accounting, really.
[01:10:37] Gabriel Mizrahi: Yeah.
[01:10:37] Jordan Harbinger: Second, as I told you in that story months ago, Carl died.
[01:10:41] Gabriel Mizrahi: Oh yeah. He got, what was it? He got hit by a truck or something. Oh, he was riding his bike.
[01:10:45] Jordan Harbinger: Yeah. He got hit by like a semi-truck while riding his bike on a turnpike or something like that. I mean it's really not good yield Zamboni. So even if I wanted to hook you up with these fake pills, I wouldn't know where to get them. Although since they're fake, I could just give you any pills that won't hurt you, right? So, although I'm sure there's no shortage of people online hawking BS supplements like this, so you don't really need my hookup. I don't know, Gabe. I don't know how seriously to take stuff like this, but because it was clearly written in earnest, I feel compelled to make some kind of comment about people's willingness, eagerness even, to buy into this stuff. I mean, my friend who was buying it, the friend's business partner, he was like really thinking about it all the time. Scrimping and saving to pop another one of these things. In his mind, it was absolutely real. I couldn't believe it.
[01:11:32] Gabriel Mizrahi: I think we also need to touch on how hard it is for some people to understand irony. I mean, that's the only conclusion I can draw. The whole Carl story was very much about how ridiculous he was, so I'm curious to know how somebody heard that letter and didn't walk away with that conclusion.
[01:11:45] Jordan Harbinger: Right. Yet another quality this guy seems to share with the husband from question three.
[01:11:49] Gabriel Mizrahi: Yeah. But dude, you were not being particularly subtle.
[01:11:52] Jordan Harbinger: No.
[01:11:52] Gabriel Mizrahi: That whole story was explicitly about how Carl was a manipulative culty con artist.
[01:11:57] Jordan Harbinger: Right.
[01:11:57] Gabriel Mizrahi: It wasn't like, "Oh, but he might have been legit." No.
[01:11:59] Jordan Harbinger: No. I even explained how his manipulations were intended to work and why they didn't work on some people and did on others. That's why I'm so confused. Like what part of that story sounded like I was endorsing Chinese sawdust pills that are supposedly going to alter your DNA dot, dot, dot something with money. Or does he just know that and he still believes otherwise? I don't — sadly, can't hook you up with the pills and I can't, in good conscience, have a laugh at your expense without also saying that this stuff will not help you turn your business around. You want to turn your business around, go get a coach, bone up on running a company, take a class, find some peers and mentors to guide you, read as many business books as you can. Legitimate business books, not memoirs by MLM, kingpins about, "Being your own boss" or whatever. And learn the skills and information you need to be a better manager, a better leader, find product market fit. I recommend Noah Kagan's book. It's called Million Dollar Weekend. It's a really good read for new business owners, people who want to start a business. Do not take some dodgy tincture you find on whatever the new version of Silk Road is, sold by some chemical financial guru who claims that's a secret formula for becoming successful. Basically, if you need to buy it with Dogecoin, don't put it in your body.
[01:13:07] Gabriel Mizrahi: Yeah, and my God, do not spend thousands of dollars on it or DOGEs or whatever.
[01:13:12] Jordan Harbinger: I don't mean to twist a knife here, man, but if you're having problems in your business, it might be because you're spending thousands of dollars on stuff that has zero value and/or you're making decisions based on what sounds to me like severely faulty reasoning and highly questionable beliefs. Please talk to people who have their head on straight. Please read up on the truth about this stuff and stop looking for shortcuts to success, especially in the form of shady supplements. And that's the only deal I can work out with you. A frankly unnecessary clarification on that whole Carl story and a loving smack upside the head.
[01:13:43] Hope y'all enjoyed the show. I want to thank everybody who wrote in and everybody who listened. Thank you so much. Don't forget to check out The Skeptical Sunday on emotional support animals and why those are kind of nonsense. Cal Newport on slow productivity and Bruce Ladebu on human trafficking and slavery.
[01:13:57] The best things that have happened in my life and business have come through my network — the circle of people I know, like and trust, and of course, through my DNA money pills. But aside from those, I'm teaching you how to build a network for yourself in our Six-Minute Networking course, which is a hundred percent free. It's not gross, it's not schmoozy. It's on the Thinkific platform at sixminutenetworking.com. The drills take a few minutes a day. Dig that well before you get thirsty, folks. Build those relationships before you need them. You find all again for free at sixminutenetworking.com.
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[01:15:21] In the meantime, I hope you apply what you hear on the show so you can live what you learn, and we'll see you next time.
[01:15:29] Here's a sample of my interview with scam buster, Coffeezilla. Whether you or a loved one is being tempted by sketchy investment opportunities, MLM traps, fake guru led operations, understanding how to identify them and the mechanisms by which they work is the best chance you can have of putting a stop to their shenanigans. Here's a quick look inside.
[01:15:50] Coffeezilla: You see an ad and it's of some guru you've seen before. You haven't seen before. Let's say, Jordan, you're the guru for today. And you tell me, "Oh, come to my free webinar." It's always free and it's always going to teach me how to get rich. There's no investment that I initially think I have to make. So I go to your webpage, I give you my email, and I sign up for this live webinar. It's never live. They've pre reported it. It's a three hour sales pitch for their $2,000 course. And they basically tell you, "Look at all these people who have had success." They will show you the Forbes article that they bought, but they'll not tell you that they purchased it. They'll say, "Hey, look how successful I am." They put themselves in your shoes. They know that their average buyer is broke, you know, disaffected. Everything he's been trying hasn't worked. And they say, "I was just like you. I was where you are. And I bounced around and I made all these mistakes until I found the one secret. And I will tell you that secret to get you from A to Z. It took me five years to get to a million dollars. I'll teach you, Jordan, how to do it, a proven blueprint, in one year. I'll take you from loser where I used to be. I used to be a loser like you. And I'll take you to winner, where I am now and I'll take you there, blueprint guaranteed. No problem. Look at all the testimonials. Sign up maybe. Right, right, right, right now." And then they go, "Hey, my course, normally I'd sell it for $40,000. Normally, it's a hundred thousand dollars worth of value. But just this second, for the next 50 minutes, I will give this to you for $2,000." And they're coaching you through the little credit card application.
[01:17:17] Jordan Harbinger: You're on the phone with a credit card company and they're coaching you to do this.
[01:17:20] Coffeezilla: You're like sitting there and they're like, "Hey, this is what you're going to say. Go ahead, call 'em right now and let's swipe that card, baby. Let's swipe that card before you leave the seminar." They're left with a $40,000 collection debt, you know, for a high interest rate. They can't pay it back. They're not making the money they were promised. And then there's a money back guarantee, there's not a money back guarantee.
[01:17:39] Jordan Harbinger: To hear more about how to expose predatory shysters for what they are by delving into their shady manipulation tactics, check out episode 368 of The Jordan Harbinger Show with Coffeezilla.
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